Being the first to admit I haven't even played the damn thing, here's a few very general lines that could be added to the end of almost any sentence and make sense...
"Bah" "Eh" "Shut up, Cole" "Hey, I could get used to this joke" "(huh?)" "WHY did I just transcribe that?" "Holy crap!"
And a few once in a while ones...
"Gene O works tonight!" "Promotional consideration paid for by America (ha!) Online" "What a main event we claim to have for you tonight!" "HAHAHAHAHA wooooooo" "Okay, so the POINT was..." "DOWN COME THE STRAPS!!"
The following announcement has not been paid for because it's free. Well, I'd move to include "YOU CAN'T POWERBOMB KIDMAN" but it's obvious that since Road Warrior Animal and Jamie Knoble can powerbomb Kidman that anybody can powerbomb Kidman if they put their mind to it. Um...guys WALKING, definitely put that in.
The preceding announcement was not paid for because it was free.
I'm a big fan of the exclamation points (!) spots/moves that impressed you. I remember watching Trish pull out the Japanese armdrag the first time, (me not even knowing the name just knowing it looked cool as hell) and me freakin out and then reading your report and noticed a (!) after saying the move. And I thought cool I wasn't the only one who marked out for that... That's what is wrong with the majority of other writers/recappers. They don't allow themselves to be fans and just enjoy if something is good or surprising in front of you. Which I notice CRZ allows himself to be a fan.
Also like 'wrestler from and weight' actually the other day I wanted to know Rico's weight really badly (to see if he could be part of the cruiserwieght division) found a recap of a SD match he's on and his wieght. Very helpful... Also like the time of the match.
One of my favourite/funniest things CRZ said recently was on Smackdown a little over a month ago. D-von and Farrooq were debating about masturbating (hey it kinda rhymes) they had a backstage shot of Trish/Linda Miles and CRZ said "speaking of masturbating" and he describes little Trish stretching Linda's long legs and ends the paragraph with "umm, I'll be right back" that was just too funny
I don't get it, everyone loves rats, but they don't want to drink the rats milk?
Okay, so I chewed out Mr. Boffo again. Here now to balance out the karma scales is something new to me which MAY also be new to you: Hulk Hogan hawking an ... air conditioner, I think, not that I can make ANY connection between what he's singing (!)