This thread isn't what you wanted when you read the title, I promise you. ;-)
Adam Ryland has asked me to help him make EWR's "CRZ" more like...well, everyone's impression of me. I'm going to scour my play-by-play, but I thought I might as well put out my own OH BOY HERE'S MY BIG LIST!!! YOU MAKE A BIG LIST TOO AND THEN WE'LL ALL HAVE BIG LISTS IN THIS THREAD thread because as we all know, I don't mind them when they're about MEEEEEEE.
So what would you like to see in EWR when you pick me to report on your fed? Plunk 'em here!
1. Those parenthetical side bar conversations that you have with: a. yourself? b. Guru? c. The person in your head? d. The guys that lives in the parentheses?
2. The (!) you do when you see a move or sequence that excites you
Ooh, this'll be awesome if the guy does it well...
- ENTROPYRO!, etc. (you must have a big prewritten list, right? I mean, obviously.) - match times - wrestler hometowns - "blind" refs - capitalization for emphasis... eg big moves, the STEEL steps, peoples' names - getting peeved at too many non-wrestling segments - the WOW Catapult - 1, 2, Johnny Ace - commercial recaps, & commercials within wrestler intros - person specific stuff (Larry King, Torrie Samuda, Points to Self [and his pissing his pants], you can't powerbomb Kidman, well it's a big clothesline, etc.)
gonna build a giant drill and bore straight into hell releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell so they can walk upon the earth and get recituated and run the diet pill pyramid that MC Pee Pants has created
Mentioning the magic powers the Awesome Undertaker uses to awesomely move those awesome steps when riding his awesome bike. I need that in my EWR.
You never know when you'll meet that special someone... the someone that's mysteriously blind to your flaws. or, you know, stupid enough not to realize that yes, you really are that cynical.
i was hoping the EWR CRZ had the iblockyourpunch stuff, and the nicknames... "You know who" "Cold Beer"...
"You can't fire a gun in a confined space! What are you tring to do, make us deaf?!" "Just get out of the chopper." "What?" "Get out of the chopper!" "The crops!?" - Jack Lemmon and James Garner, "My Fellow Americans", and the reason I say "The crops?" instead of "Huh?"
I don't know what is possible coding wise. I guess CRZ's nicknames would require an extra nickname field but if he can do that..go for it!
Same goes for the entrance information and extra stuff like Taker's disappearing ringsteps..I hope its possible though.
Somehow I would love to see your 'moments ago 2 paragraphs ago' line in there (even though now the game doesnt do any 'moments ago stuff'
Hmm..within the current options I wouldnt know of too many things that could add to the reports. Most of your stuff is really relating to the wrestler self.
1,2 NOOO!johnny ace.. is a good one though.
"...And I use that to fuck them some place fairly uncomfortable." "What, like the back of a volkswagen ?" -Mallrats
1. "Subway - eat Jared!" 2. "Dammit Clay Henry, smile! You lost 100 pounds and you can't smile about it?" 3. T(o)N(I)G)(ht) - TNG reviews, totally random 4. _____ shills Stacker 2. 5. DOWN COME THE STRAPS!!! 6. The Oatsiders 7. "Meanwhile, in the Room of Fun..." 8. "Vince talks (to me!) on his cell phone..."
"YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?" - The chilling words of the Shockmaster!
"People frown on it...but that's everything these days." - Gene Hackman, The Royal Tenenbaums
"Lovin' you has gotten weird..." - Whiskeytown, The Ballad of Carol Lynn