This thread isn't what you wanted when you read the title, I promise you. ;-)
Adam Ryland has asked me to help him make EWR's "CRZ" more like...well, everyone's impression of me. I'm going to scour my play-by-play, but I thought I might as well put out my own OH BOY HERE'S MY BIG LIST!!! YOU MAKE A BIG LIST TOO AND THEN WE'LL ALL HAVE BIG LISTS IN THIS THREAD thread because as we all know, I don't mind them when they're about MEEEEEEE.
So what would you like to see in EWR when you pick me to report on your fed? Plunk 'em here!
Ooh, this'll be awesome if the guy does it well...
- ENTROPYRO!, etc. (you must have a big prewritten list, right? I mean, obviously.) - match times - wrestler hometowns - "blind" refs - capitalization for emphasis... eg big moves, the STEEL steps, peoples' names - getting peeved at too many non-wrestling segments - the WOW Catapult - 1, 2, Johnny Ace - commercial recaps, & commercials within wrestler intros - person specific stuff (Larry King, Torrie Samuda, Points to Self [and his pissing his pants], you can't powerbomb Kidman, well it's a big clothesline, etc.)
gonna build a giant drill and bore straight into hell releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell so they can walk upon the earth and get recituated and run the diet pill pyramid that MC Pee Pants has created
i was hoping the EWR CRZ had the iblockyourpunch stuff, and the nicknames... "You know who" "Cold Beer"...
"You can't fire a gun in a confined space! What are you tring to do, make us deaf?!" "Just get out of the chopper." "What?" "Get out of the chopper!" "The crops!?" - Jack Lemmon and James Garner, "My Fellow Americans", and the reason I say "The crops?" instead of "Huh?"
1. "Subway - eat Jared!" 2. "Dammit Clay Henry, smile! You lost 100 pounds and you can't smile about it?" 3. T(o)N(I)G)(ht) - TNG reviews, totally random 4. _____ shills Stacker 2. 5. DOWN COME THE STRAPS!!! 6. The Oatsiders 7. "Meanwhile, in the Room of Fun..." 8. "Vince talks (to me!) on his cell phone..."
"YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?" - The chilling words of the Shockmaster!
"People frown on it...but that's everything these days." - Gene Hackman, The Royal Tenenbaums
"Lovin' you has gotten weird..." - Whiskeytown, The Ballad of Carol Lynn
I have since been corrected by a better news source- this is the third wettest season in San Diego ever. Still, I went to the mall and bought Rain-X and applied it to my car in the underground parking lot. Did I mention it has been raining yet?