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|  #1 Posted on 24.7.02 1400.44 | This thread isn't what you wanted when you read the title, I promise you. ;-)
Adam Ryland has asked me to help him make EWR's "CRZ" more like...well, everyone's impression of me. I'm going to scour my play-by-play, but I thought I might as well put out my own OH BOY HERE'S MY BIG LIST!!! YOU MAKE A BIG LIST TOO AND THEN WE'LL ALL HAVE BIG LISTS IN THIS THREAD thread because as we all know, I don't mind them when they're about MEEEEEEE.
So what would you like to see in EWR when you pick me to report on your fed? Plunk 'em here!
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| #2 Posted on 24.7.02 1417.24 | Firstly, it's great to hear from you.
Secondly, what the hell is EWR? Link?
"YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?" - The chilling words of the Shockmaster!
"People frown on it...but that's everything these days." - Gene Hackman, The Royal Tenenbaums
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| #3 Posted on 24.7.02 1442.31 | Instant Rating: 8.25 | "That's his/her move!"
The only thing I enjoy more than doing the crossword puzzle is actually finishing it. | CRZ
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| #4 Posted on 24.7.02 1450.42 | here
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| #5 Posted on 24.7.02 1456.34 | Instant Rating: 0.00 | Welcome Back CRZ!
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| #6 Posted on 24.7.02 1457.23 | 1. Those parenthetical side bar conversations that you have with:
a. yourself?
b. Guru?
c. The person in your head?
d. The guys that lives in the parentheses?
2. The (!) you do when you see a move or sequence that excites you
3. stuff like: Iblockyourpunchyoudon'tblockmine
yeah, that's it...
Your Suffering Will Be Legendary, Even in Hell!!
...And Marking Out
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| #7 Posted on 24.7.02 1513.05 | Instant Rating: 8.21 |
1. All the fancy nicknames
2. Steve Blackman references
3. Stock quotes
He's Rolie Polie Olie - and in his world of curves and curls, he's the swellest kid around. | Tom Dean
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| #8 Posted on 24.7.02 1513.17 | Ooh, this'll be awesome if the guy does it well...
- ENTROPYRO!, etc. (you must have a big prewritten list, right? I mean, obviously.)
- match times
- wrestler hometowns
- "blind" refs
- capitalization for emphasis... eg big moves, the STEEL steps, peoples' names
- getting peeved at too many non-wrestling segments
- the WOW Catapult
- 1, 2, Johnny Ace
- commercial recaps, & commercials within wrestler intros
- person specific stuff (Larry King, Torrie Samuda, Points to Self [and his pissing his pants], you can't powerbomb Kidman, well it's a big clothesline, etc.)
(edited by T.R. on 24.7.02 1614)
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- Tom Dean, weekly at [slash]
"History is being make-ed... somebody here is getting their head completely shaved off"
- David McLane, PPV opening promo
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| #9 Posted on 24.7.02 1702.00 | Instant Rating: 6.41 |
1. You can't powerbomb Kidman.
2. "Fuck You, WCW."
3. Big Poochie
| tomvejada
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| #10 Posted on 24.7.02 1722.14 | 1. ignoring annoying personalities.
2. transcripts to all the promos
"Catching Hitler was neato!" "Next stop, Hirohito!"
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| #11 Posted on 24.7.02 1749.37 | Mentioning the magic powers the Awesome Undertaker uses to awesomely move those awesome steps when riding his awesome bike. I need that in my EWR.
You never know when you'll meet that special someone... the someone that's mysteriously blind to your flaws. or, you know, stupid enough not to realize that yes, you really are that cynical. | BigDaddyLoco
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| #12 Posted on 24.7.02 2112.10 | Pointing out shitty camera work.
 | Zeruel
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| #13 Posted on 25.7.02 0006.25 | Instant Rating: 4.05 | i think that all just about sums it up...
i was hoping the EWR CRZ had the iblockyourpunch stuff, and the nicknames... "You know who" "Cold Beer"...
"You can't fire a gun in a confined space! What are you tring to do, make us deaf?!"
"Just get out of the chopper."
"What?"
"Get out of the chopper!"
"The crops!?" - Jack Lemmon and James Garner, "My Fellow Americans", and the reason I say "The crops?" instead of "Huh?"
R-D-Z | dMp
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|  #14 Posted on 25.7.02 0317.22 | I don't know what is possible coding wise.
I guess CRZ's nicknames would require an extra nickname field but if he can do that..go for it!
Same goes for the entrance information and extra stuff like Taker's disappearing ringsteps..I hope its possible though.
Somehow I would love to see your 'moments ago 2 paragraphs ago' line in there (even though now the game doesnt do any 'moments ago stuff'
Hmm..within the current options I wouldnt know of too many things that could add to the reports. Most of your stuff is really relating to the wrestler self.
1,2 NOOO!johnny ace.. is a good one though.
"...And I use that to fuck them some place fairly uncomfortable."
"What, like the back of a volkswagen ?"
-Mallrats | The Great Thomas
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| #15 Posted on 25.7.02 0806.45 | 1. (insert word that ends with PY)RO!
2. [insert name here] is WALKING!
3. YOU CAN'T POWERBOMB KIDMAN!
4. AAAAAATHECHOKESLAAAAAAAM!!!
5. [insert name here], 250 lbs. with Stacker 2 ad, Burger King ad, and Let Us Take You Back To Last Week.
That's all I can think of for now. I'll try to come up with more.
"an then BOOKER T tole Godlust he was a SUCKA! OMG! LOLOLOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! that was a realy good segmnt."
-411wrestling according to OlFuzzyBastard | BigDaddyLoco
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| #16 Posted on 25.7.02 1021.21 | The STEEL steps
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| #17 Posted on 25.7.02 1034.27 | 1. "Subway - eat Jared!"
2. "Dammit Clay Henry, smile! You lost 100 pounds and you can't smile about it?"
3. T(o)N(I)G)(ht) - TNG reviews, totally random
4. _____ shills Stacker 2.
5. DOWN COME THE STRAPS!!!
6. The Oatsiders
7. "Meanwhile, in the Room of Fun..."
8. "Vince talks (to me!) on his cell phone..."
"YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?" - The chilling words of the Shockmaster!
"People frown on it...but that's everything these days." - Gene Hackman, The Royal Tenenbaums
"Lovin' you has gotten weird..." - Whiskeytown, The Ballad of Carol Lynn | The Great Thomas
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| #18 Posted on 25.7.02 1141.52 | "Matt Hardy gets the tag SQUEEEEAAAL"
Oh! How's about this one:
"[insert name here] is thrown into OH NO NOT THE BIG PILE OF CLANGY PIPES!"
That never fails to get a big laugh from me.
"an then BOOKER T tole Godlust he was a SUCKA! OMG! LOLOLOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! that was a realy good segmnt."
-411wrestling according to OlFuzzyBastard | Papercuts!
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| #19 Posted on 25.7.02 1151.46 | Instant Rating: 0.00 | "GRRR! I'm RVD! GRRR!"
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| #20 Posted on 25.7.02 1523.20 | "RAVEN AND TOMMY DREAMER IN PARTY HATS OMG THIS RULES."
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