Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan: Bryan wins it, and we never see these two face off again, at least for a few months. I'm tiiiiiiired of it.
Alberto Del Rio vs. John Cena:Words cannot explain how pissed off I am that they gave Cena a title shot after being injured. What exactly was their explanation outside of "He's John Cena" or "ratings are down"? So, I'm hoping Cena re-aggrivates his injury and takes more time off. With that said, Alberto Del Rio wins and Sandow cashes in afterward.
C.M. Punk vs. Ryback & Paul Heyman: CM Punk wins with help from Langston, and the feud transfers from one to the other.
A.J. Lee vs. Brie Bella: Brie through Taminaterference backfires.
Goldust & Cody Rhodes vs. The Shield vs. The Usos: The Rhodes are awesome but their mashup theme is really bad. I'm desperate to see the Usos with the titles, so I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the Usos.
Curtis Axel vs. Big E Langston:Langston wins by DQ, which leads to his involvement in the Punk match above.
Originally posted by OliverAlberto Del Rio vs. John Cena:Words cannot explain how pissed off I am that they gave Cena a title shot after being injured. What exactly was their explanation outside of "He's John Cena" or "ratings are down"?
They are trying to be more like UFC.
I think Daniel Bryan is going to win, but it would've been cool if they'd booked backwards to this blowoff from the night after SummerSlam. To some extent, they probably did, but it would've been fun if this match climaxed with everything sown being reaped, the Rhodes and Ziggler running off the Shield, Miz bumping Brad Maddox, and Big Show returning from termination to tear off the Cell door and knock out Triple H (which he still might, but for the first time). Then a symphony of Yes's, Bryan knocks out Orton with the knee to the face of the WWE, his trainer awards him the world title, he celebrates with Brie and Regal, and balance is restored to the WWE universe.
Alternately beautiful, Kane returns and tears off the door to chokeslam the Shield (while also delivering big boots from a standing chokeslamming position).
Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan: Bryan is gonna get swerved by Big Show so good guuurl you don't even know! Orton un-abeyances the title. Orton wins.
Alberto Del Rio vs. John Cena: It was nice having Cena-less tv for two months. Ugh Cena wins.
Curtis Axel v. Big E Langston: Due to heel shenanigans from an intruding Ryback, Big E fails to win the IC title. Axel wins which leads to...
C.M. Punk vs. Ryback & Paul Heyman: Hopefully this is the blowoff to this feud. Langston pays back Heyman's Family and interferes in the match brawling with Ryback. Punk demolishes Heyman and gets his payback once and for all. Heyman family gets to battle with Langston and Punk moves on. Punk wins.
A.J. Lee vs. Brie Bella: They need to buildup a credible Diva contender from "That Diva's Show" that people will actually like. New Champion! Brie wins (time to call up some NXT Diva's if Brie is the best face Diva you have).
Goldust & Cody Rhodes vs. The Shield vs. The Usos: Brohdes is a cool nickname. It sounds better than GoldCody which sounds like a gay strip club. Rhodes retains. This match will be amazing.
Los Matadores vs. Real Americans: I bet Cesaro could giant swing both Matadores atonce plus the little guy. I'd love to see that.
Los Matadores. Enjoy them while you can, STAND TO.
(edited by CruelAngel777 on 25.10.13 1236) I believe in The Shield....
Dean, Thank you for filling me in on the goings on that occured during Smackdown. But for the love of God, promise me and everyone else that you will not do another report without having any beer in your system.