Eve Torres vs. Layla vs. Kaitlyn, Divas Championship: Eve retains. Natalya is revealed as the attacker, because somehow the suspicion has fallen on everyone except her so far.
Hell No vs. Rhodes Scholars, WWE Tag Team Championship: Sorry, I refuse to do the Twilight 'team' stuff! Hell No retains despite miscommunication. Despite the win, they actually come to blows after the match for the first time since winning the titles.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Randy Orton: Del Rio wins via shenanigans. The feud must continue!
Kofi Kingston vs. The Miz, Intercontinental Championship: Kofi retains in a hard-fought match.
Sheamus vs. Big Show, World Heavyweight Championship Hell in a Cell match: Big Show wins, but gets dropped by a Brogue Kick during an overblown celebration as the cell is raised. This leads to..
Big Show vs. Dolph Ziggler, World Heavyweight Championship: Ziggler lays out Sheamus with the briefcase, cashes it in, and pins Big Show to win the title. Then he runs for his life. But that leads to..
CM Punk vs. The Ryback, WWE Championship Hell in a Cell match: The Ryback dominates despite Punk's best efforts and attempts to work a body part. But there's an angry giant afoot, and Big Show winds up running down and breaking into the cell at a climactic point in the match, decking The Ryback with the KO Punch as he's prepped to land Shell-Shocked on Punk. Punk wins via dubious means, The Ryback is protected with his first tainted loss, and he can interfere in Show's rematch against Ziggler to set up a feud between giants that develops at Survivor Series with the two as captains in an elimination match.
That's enough fantasy booking.. but I predict a bonus match!
Antonio Cesaro vs. Justin Gabriel: Cesaro wins. Hell, let him kick out of a 450 splash in the process, since they want to make him a big deal!
Ryback enters the cage with chants of "FEED ME MORE" thundering throughout the building, Punk enters to Cult of Personality as per usual. The referee is Charles Robinson as the cage door is locked.
The bell rings - Punk with a boot to the gut and a punch to the head. NO SALE by Ryback. Punk tries kicks to the legs - Ryback grabs him and throws him into the corner, Clothesline by Ryback. Into the other corner, Punk reverses and goes for the high knee. Ryback catches him and slams him to the mat.
Ryback picks up Punk, but instead of going for the shellshock, he slams him, mounts Punk and starts throwing elbows and fists....the ref has to stop it. 3:16 Ryback is the champ.
Is this a bullshit finish? Can YOU come up with a better one where everyone is protected,, not a screwjob and Ryback is made a star? Punk can complain and still be over. And win the title back at Survivor Series
Bitch about the time for a Main Event - but think about MMA - how often do you get a 20 minute main event? They are more like 3 or 4. Same deal here. A Champ goes down with an affirmation of a star on the rise
Everyone asks for new stars - here you go. A chance to make one in 3 minutes. It's not like it is something new
(edited by RYDER FAKIN on 28.10.12 1406) Demonstrations are a drag. Besides, we're much too high
Joe is a very good worker that has the ability to do lots of different things with lots of different opponents, but just like every other top-tier indy worker out there now, there's no place for him in WWE, except comedy as a fat Samoan.