PUNK. I don't see Cena with the belt because of his Team Captain role in Survivor Series. Then again the Rock holding the undefended belt over a crippled and devastated Cena at Survivor Series is a graphic that would be hard to pass up for WWE. Staying with Punk on this one. ADR could also benefit from a GOOD run with the belt. WWE will benefit greater with Punk though.
HENRY. Also think that Orton will come out looking really good in this match. They gotta keep this Henry thing going
SHEAMUS. Christian is really good at losing and making it work.
BETH. She should dominate this one, it's time. crossing fingers for a Nipslip!
-John Cena wins the WWE Title HIAC. As others have said, never bet against Cena. The shitty STF on Del Rio again. Awesome Truth and Nash show up to beat up Cena and Punk afterwards and possibly set up a Survivor Series match (Cena/Rock/Punk/HHH vs. Miz/Truth/Nash/ADR?).
-Mark Henry wins the other Cell match. Cody gets involved somehow to cost Orton so they can transition to that feud.
-Christian over Sheamus via shenanigans.
-In the piss break Diva match, well, never bet against the inept botchmistress Kelly Kelly either.
-I'm taking Evil Sin Cara in the luchadore battle. Clearly the WWE just doesn't give a shit anymore, so I see this storyline continuing for another 2 months at least.
-The Vice President of Talent Relations, Bowtunga, Vickie's goons, and the rest of the Legion of Doom show up for a pointless backstage segment that doesn't advance any angles but does net those involved a nice PPV payday.
Cena wins because he's Cena and while I used to support the guy, I'm sick of him lately. They'll give Del Rio the title on RAW or something before Mexico, or else have Del Rio be the guy Cena defends against in Mexico.
Henry wins because I'm sick of the WWE building a guy up, only to take their legs out from under them once they hit the top of the card.
Beth beats K2 because although I used to support K2, I'm sick of her lately. However I am even more sick of her fluking out victories.
Bad Sin Cara wins because the WWE still hasn't figured out that once they start wrestling, the crowd will get confused and not know who to cheer for. This will lead me to get sick of the announcers. WWE will then fire both Sin Caras because "they didn't know how to get over", which I am sick of seeing.
*Christian will beat Sheamus because I think Sheamus is awesome, but Christian is even more awesome. Due to the epic awesomeness in this match, it can only end due to chicanery on Christian's part (Which will be awesome).*
edit: Changing my Christian pick to Sheamus winning instead. That's how awesome Sheamus is now.
Just getting this in under the wire. It's been a busy weekend. B^)
Cena. Punk has other things on his plate, and if they were going to put ADR over here, then wouldn't he have won last month? OK, I actually think they might put ADR over, but I don't think they'll have two heels win the two Cells. Which means I'm going...
Henry. They need a fresh matchup here.
Seamus. And that's the other half of the fresh matchup.
Beth. And I STILL keep picking this...
Heel Sin Cara. By shenanagans, to set up at least one more PPV meeting.
A couple points: The Salami's analysis is sophisticated and, under current WWE conditions, probably correct. When you subtract the things current WWE contract performers won't do/aren't permitted to do from an RVD match, he can't do his best work.