Tortured Ugandan Political Prisoner Wishes Uganda Had Oil KAMPALA, UGANDA—A day after having his hands amputated by soldiers backing President Yoweri Museveni's brutal regime, Ugandan political prisoner Otobo Ankole expressed regret Monday over Uganda's lack of oil reserves. "I dream of the U.S. one day fighting for the liberation of the oppressed Ugandan people," said Ankole as he nursed his bloody stumps. "But, alas, our number-one natural resource is sugar cane." Ankole, whose wife, parents, and five children were among the 4,000 slaughtered in Uganda's ethnic killings of 2002, then bowed his head and said a prayer for petroleum
"50 camera shots to the head cannot compare to one heart to heart talk with Steve Blackman expounding the virtues of Quik Lime in the use of disposing of human remains!!" - Al Snow, Raw, July 17, 2000
Now why would I have been all pissed off? I can take a joke unlike some ppl hear. That was a good one. Never hear of that site.Good looking out thought CRZ.
Originally posted by cokemanNow why would I have been all pissed off? I can take a joke unlike some ppl hear. That was a good one. Never hear of that site.Good looking out thought CRZ.
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That's good you can take a joke, maybe you should look into taking grammar lessons as well ...
You have to admit though, The Onion is probably more accurate than some of these megalo media barrons (*cough coughAP cough coughTed Turner*) funded by all sorts of gov't kickbacks and subsidies. How can we trust media that's ran by a couple of monopolistic companies? (i.e. Clear Channel owns 95% of the radio stations, Hispanic Broadcasting - even more worldwide minus the BBC, which pretty much owns the rest.)
i hope to one day be elected Dictator. i would rule this country with an iron fist...and crush stupid video store cust's for being stupid... sorry, little venting for the pre-turkeyday rush. did $4000 in business wednesday night