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Tortured Ugandan Political Prisoner
Wishes Uganda Had Oil
KAMPALA, UGANDA—A day after having his hands amputated by soldiers backing President Yoweri Museveni's brutal regime, Ugandan political prisoner Otobo Ankole expressed regret Monday over Uganda's lack of oil reserves. "I dream of the U.S. one day fighting for the liberation of the oppressed Ugandan people," said Ankole as he nursed his bloody stumps. "But, alas, our number-one natural resource is sugar cane." Ankole, whose wife, parents, and five children were among the 4,000 slaughtered in Uganda's ethnic killings of 2002, then bowed his head and said a prayer for petroleum



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#2 Posted on
Do you have a link aobut this???



OlFuzzyBastard
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#3 Posted on
I would guess TheOnion.com.




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#4 Posted on
By the way, cokeman, The Onion is a PARODY site.



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#5 Posted on

    Originally posted by CRZ
    By the way, cokeman, The Onion is a PARODY site.


Shhhhh! I wanted him to come back here all pissed off that they're going to choose the new Iraqi leader on a reality show.




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Since: 12.4.03
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#6 Posted on
Now why would I have been all pissed off? I can take a joke unlike some ppl hear. That was a good one. Never hear of that site.Good looking out thought CRZ.

(edited by cokeman on 23.4.03 1055)


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#7 Posted on

    Originally posted by cokeman
    Now why would I have been all pissed off? I can take a joke unlike some ppl hear. That was a good one. Never hear of that site.Good looking out thought CRZ.

    (edited by cokeman on 23.4.03 1055)



That's good you can take a joke, maybe you should look into taking grammar lessons as well ...
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Since: 29.4.03
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#8 Posted on
You have to admit though, The Onion is probably more accurate than some of these megalo media barrons (*cough coughAP cough coughTed Turner*) funded by all sorts of gov't kickbacks and subsidies. How can we trust media that's ran by a couple of monopolistic companies? (i.e. Clear Channel owns 95% of the radio stations, Hispanic Broadcasting - even more worldwide minus the BBC, which pretty much owns the rest.)

Think about it...

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