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#1 Posted on
Hey Yo...

Cole and Lloyd called the action on Velocity this week and it was CLASSIC. Lines of the night from Cole to Lloyd consisted of:

Lloyd: Randy Orton looks a good fifteen pounds BIGGER than when he JOINED the WWE!

Cole: You don't know that.

Lloyd: Yes, I do!

Cole: Really? What, did you ask him?

Lloyd: Well, no...but...

Part 2:

Lloyd: Let me ask you something, Michael Cole, what exactly did it FEEL like, kissing Nidia?

Cole: Hey, at least I kiss GIRLS, Lloyd.

Highlights included the teaming of Orton and Holly, in a great match with Billy and Chuck as well as Orton vs. Funaki in an incredible match, ending with a Funaki PROMO! Classic. I can't say it any better, show gets better every week, I just wish I was home more often Saturday Nights (maybe not...).

In summation, heel Coles Rulez! Please, beli-you know the rest.



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There is a Michael Cole Appreciation thread somewhere on this site.



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#3 Posted on
I do have to hand it to Cole and Tazz though, at least they're SELLING the Raw v. Smackdown angle.

JR and Lawler could care less.



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And they do work rather well together, too.



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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.95
I think Cole was just happy to be on TV with someone who's an even bigger DORK than he is.

Whenever I see Mark Lloyd do one of those back stage interviews, every one always comes off like it's his very first and he's never interviewed anyone before in his life.



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Y'all are just evil HATAS. Lloyd is AWESOME. He gets his hair cut by Rico- can any of YOU say that?

Cole is an absolute dick to him, and Marc just usually no-sells it, or responds with the instant classic "Whatever".

WBTDeion mentioned the Nidia line, but MC was ragging on Lloyd all night about his sexuality. When Marc questioned why Funaki gets to visit the women's locker room instead of him, Cole replied "because you LIKE spending time in the men's locker room" and later had a line about Lloyd visiting all the rest areas en route to the arena. While poor Lloyd continues being the victim of the vicious MC, I will say that Cole cuts better heel lines than much of the roster does during times that count.

(edited by Ubermonkeys on 1.9.02 0240)
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#7 Posted on
He ain't got nothin' on Heel Tenay!



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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.08
Heel Tenay was quite possibly the best thing in wrestling EVER.





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Originally posted by DJ FrostyFreeze
Whenever I see Mark Lloyd do one of those back stage interviews, every one always comes off like it's his very first and he's never interviewed anyone before in his life.


Well that's one of the things that's so COOL about him. He always looks shocked and genuinely happy to have his job.



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Anyone else notice on Smackdown that when the Undertaker was passing the announcer's table, Taker stared at them and Cole gave him the thumbs-up. That was pretty cool.



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#12 Posted on
I think Cole was just happy to be on TV with someone who's an even bigger DORK than he is.

That`s kind of how it came off the last time they teamed up on Velocity. Michael Cole finally had someone to pick on as an announce partner, sorta getting back for all the years that everyone else has verbally berated him. And it was pretty amusing too!

(edited by Spiraling_Shape on 1.9.02 2010)


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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
Nah, Heel Schavonie was better.



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#14 Posted on
I didn't like Heel Tenay.

I don't think Schiaovne was ever a heel.



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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05
Heel JR W/ Heel Dr. Death and their Heel announce table for 1. Classic.




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#16 Posted on

    Originally posted by rikidozan
    Heel JR W/ Heel Dr. Death and their Heel announce table for 1. Classic.



This was an incredible moment. JR's mini-announce table with Dr.Death providing the muscle. This was about the last time I liked JR.

JR: "I want my damn job back!"



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#17 Posted on
Heel Cole is amusing, Heel J.R. was noteworthy, Heel Tenay was entertaining, but Stone Cold Gene Okerlund was truly classic.
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#18 Posted on
Cole was killing Loyd on Velocity. Slamming him for hanging around the men's locker room, being the number 2 Smackdown interviewer behind Funaki, his preference for kissing men and hanging out in the men's rooms of interstate rest areas. It was non-stop, Loyd was just overwhelmed.

favorite quote (paraphrased)

Loyd: "Nidia had her tongue jammed down your throat!"

Cole: "At least I kiss girls."

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re: Dialouge memo for Smackdown 8/29/02
Cole: "Brock Lesnar, exclusive to Smackdown thanks to a coup Monday night by Stephanie McMahon."
Tazz: "Stephanie rocks man!"

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#19 Posted on
Okay, shootfight. Cole vs. Lloyd. who wins?

I say a no-contest when Kevin Kelly and the Coach do a run-in with a barbed wire microphone. Then JR kills and eats them all.
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#20 Posted on

    Originally posted by barkingpanther
    Then JR kills and eats them all.


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