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You've surely seen the Subway ad where the dude is suddenly surrounded by Broadway dancers.


He looks really happy about it, too!

The thing that's really bothering ME lately, though, is that girl behind the counter.


This girl is retarded, right?

It looks like it's taking her GREAT EFFORT just to bob her head in time to the beat.

At one point she purses her lips as if in deep thought. At ANOTHER point, I swear she actually *sticks her tongue out* as if she were a child in great thought.

Would you want this girl in charge of making YOUR lunch?

This probably only bothers me, but I have nowhere else to share it - I think Kim is starting to think I have a thing for this girl and I'm hoping this will get it out of my system. (And into yours!)

Let me reward you for getting this far by giving you the link to the $5 Footlong Dance Remix (subwayfreshbuzz.com) (160K MP3, 2.6M, 2:17)



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I'm going to take a line from Billy Crystal in 'When Harry Met Sally' and say, based on her facial expression and her bobbing around, she's doing a female version of the White Man's Overbite. Not that I can fault her for that, because based on my dancing skills, I probably would do even worse than her.

That being said, I'm with the guy being serenated by the dancers. Enough with the crappy-ass tune, just make my sandwich already! I must be in the minority on this, but while I like Subway a lot, I hope to have that stupid jingle eliminated from my memory forever. I rather see Jared in another 50 commericals before I ever have to hear the '$5 Footlong' song again.



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On the subject of the bad 5 dollar footlong comercials, take a look at any of the ones with the construction workers (in particular the extended one) the white guy barely moves his mouth, let alone sing along. It was a source of comedy in the brick household for all of a day.
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Read it and weep, fella


    Originally posted by brick
    On the subject of the bad 5 dollar footlong comercials, take a look at any of the ones with the construction workers (in particular the extended one) the white guy barely moves his mouth, let alone sing along. It was a source of comedy in the brick household for all of a day.
That commercial was borderline "Why cant McD's let Black people look normal in their commercials?"-esque. Not quite as bad, but it was getting there.



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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.11
    Originally posted by CRZ
    You've surely seen the Subway ad where the dude is suddenly surrounded by Broadway dancers.


    He looks really happy about it, too!

    The thing that's really bothering ME lately, though, is that girl behind the counter.


    This girl is retarded, right?

    It looks like it's taking her GREAT EFFORT just to bob her head in time to the beat.

    At one point she purses her lips as if in deep thought. At ANOTHER point, I swear she actually *sticks her tongue out* as if she were a child in great thought.

    Would you want this girl in charge of making YOUR lunch?

    This probably only bothers me, but I have nowhere else to share it - I think Kim is starting to think I have a thing for this girl and I'm hoping this will get it out of my system. (And into yours!)

    Let me reward you for getting this far by giving you the link to the $5 Footlong Dance Remix (subwayfreshbuzz.com) (160K MP3, 2.6M, 2:17)


Well, have you eaten at a Subway recently? I'd say stupid people make up a majority of their workforce. I especially love the dumbfounded look you get when you ask for extra of an ingredient. "You mean the 4 black olives I put on you footlong sub aren't enough!?"
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I believe the company sandwich making guide says that a footlong should get 8 olives or something like that. I'm guessing it is probably the most expensive "works" topping, and there are a lot of memos from owners not to put too many on without special requests.

I also ask for more olives. I find a sad pleading look works best.

"Pweeese sir, can I have some more?"
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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05
    Originally posted by Lise
    I believe the company sandwich making guide says that a footlong should get 8 olives or something like that. I'm guessing it is probably the most expensive "works" topping, and there are a lot of memos from owners not to put too many on without special requests.

    I also ask for more olives. I find a sad pleading look works best.

    "Pweeese sir, can I have some more?"


All the MD/DC area Subways I go to will give you one extra helping of a veggie if you ask nice, but if you want more than one doubled, or you want triple or more, they charge extra.

Two days ago, I was behind a guy who wanted five helpings of onions on his sub. They charged him a quarter per extra helping, and the customer was being a dick about the fact that the dude had to ask the boss if he had to be charged extra or not.



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