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|  #1 Posted on 17.5.06 0940.05 | Instant Rating: 1.52 | The basic gist of the series of commercials is a group of man's men sitting around a table coming up with "guy rules" to various situations. In this situation: if you bring a six-pack of beer to a party and it's not touched, to whom does it belong? The host? Or can the person who brought it take it back?
One member of table claimed that if it touches the cooler, it belongs to the host. Triple H asked "well what if it floated in the icy water and never touched the sides of the cooler? Then can I take it back?" They finally compromise on being able to put ONE beer into your pocket to take home -- "the tuck rule."
Seems odd to see him in a beer commercial, for some reason. Even more odd for him to be worried about a six-pack of Miller Lite. lol.| Promote this thread! |           | Matt Tracker
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| #2 Posted on 17.5.06 1042.50 | Instant Rating: 6.84 | I recognized Burt Reynolds and Jerome Bettis. Who else is there? I was surprised that Triple H dominated the commercial.
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| #3 Posted on 17.5.06 1049.31 | Instant Rating: 6.61 | There's another one where Burt's the main character -- it discusses "when your best friend breaks up with his girlfriend, how long before she's fair game?". I liked the commercial -- it has legs for a number of em it would appear.
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|  #4 Posted on 17.5.06 1056.26 | Instant Rating: 4.16 | www.manlaws.com
The "buddy's ex-girlfriend" talk is VERY funny.
BTW, Eddie Griffin is in it and he looks HUGE. Did he eat Malcolm Jamal Warner?
Also, the dude who cut off his arm mountain climbing is in it.
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| #5 Posted on 17.5.06 1118.39 | Instant Rating: 7.07 | Originally posted by DirtyMikeSeaver
Also, the dude who cut off his arm mountain climbing is in it.
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Is that the one where they discuss "finger carrying" beer? I was wondering who that guy was. | DJ FrostyFreeze
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| #6 Posted on 17.5.06 1222.06 | Instant Rating: 6.47 |
Originally posted by DirtyMikeSeaver
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The "buddy's ex-girlfriend" talk is VERY funny.
BTW, Eddie Griffin is in it and he looks HUGE. Did he eat Malcolm Jamal Warner?
Also, the dude who cut off his arm mountain climbing is in it.
That site is a great timewaster. I spent about 20 minutes this morning reading all of the MAN LAWS & watching the videos. You can check out the bios of all the guys at the square table in case you dont recognize anybody.
I noticed the guy with no hand, but I didnt know it was THAT GUY with no hand.
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| #7 Posted on 17.5.06 1427.05 | Instant Rating: 0.97 | Originally posted by Matt Tracker
I was surprised that Triple H dominated the commercial.
Do you still watch wrestling? What are you thinking, of course he'll dominate!
What is that about the elevator and you have to face the door? I usually face the back wall myself, just to break the monotony. That... and it freaks people out when the get on after you. | spf
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| #8 Posted on 17.5.06 1439.13 | Instant Rating: 5.57 | Originally posted by Cerebus
Originally posted by Matt Tracker
I was surprised that Triple H dominated the commercial.
Do you still watch wrestling? What are you thinking, of course he'll dominate!
What is that about the elevator and you have to face the door? I usually face the back wall myself, just to break the monotony. That... and it freaks people out when the get on after you.
It's much more fun to freak them out by standing against a side wall and just stare at them....and then give a big smile as you leave and be heard laughing to yourself as the door closes.
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| #9 Posted on 17.5.06 1452.02 | Instant Rating: 7.30 | Word must be spreading fast about this site. Two hours ago there were only 192 proposed man laws. Now, there like 5,300.
One of which is mine: Under n o circumstance shall a man take another man's last beer, even if it is offered to him. That's just bad ettiquette. | britishiles
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| #10 Posted on 17.5.06 1454.40 | Instant Rating: 3.44 | I wanted to see it but I need to update my Flash and it gets stuck.
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| #11 Posted on 17.5.06 1657.34 | Instant Rating: 4.30 | Don't I always read that Hunter doesn't drink?
The commercial is great, incidentally, and of course he's smart in doing it. I was just under the impression that he's such a health nut that he doesn't drink. | shinstrife
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| #12 Posted on 17.5.06 1801.13 | Instant Rating: 6.00 | Originally posted by flairforthegold13
Don't I always read that Hunter doesn't drink?
The commercial is great, incidentally, and of course he's smart in doing it. I was just under the impression that he's such a health nut that he doesn't drink.
He could be doing it for the money and means to get his name out a to a more mainstream audience as he continues his transistion into hollywood action star with whatever movies he'll start filming soon.
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| #13 Posted on 17.5.06 1831.53 | Originally posted by shinstrife
Originally posted by flairforthegold13
Don't I always read that Hunter doesn't drink?
The commercial is great, incidentally, and of course he's smart in doing it. I was just under the impression that he's such a health nut that he doesn't drink.
He could be doing it for the money.
Remember, him and Steph are parents now, and it's never too early to start building that college fund.
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| #14 Posted on 17.5.06 2101.02 | Instant Rating: 6.83 | Originally posted by Downtown Bookie
Originally posted by shinstrife
Originally posted by flairforthegold13
Don't I always read that Hunter doesn't drink?
The commercial is great, incidentally, and of course he's smart in doing it. I was just under the impression that he's such a health nut that he doesn't drink.
He could be doing it for the money.
Remember, him and Steph are parents now, and it's never too early to start building that college fund.
Yeah. Either that or he figures he should start drinking so it will be easier for him to deal with a post-partem Stephanie.
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| #15 Posted on 18.5.06 0156.31 | Instant Rating: 2.29 | | (deleted by ekedolphin on 18.5.06 0256) | PerthHeat
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|  #16 Posted on 21.5.06 0733.35 | Instant Rating: 3.56 | OMG an actor doing something they dont believe in
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| #17 Posted on 21.5.06 1712.03 | Instant Rating: 3.69 | | Steve Austin would have been funnier | 2P4E
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|  #18 Posted on 21.5.06 1752.26 | Instant Rating: 3.55 | Originally posted by BigDaddyLoco
Steve Austin would have been funnier
I can't see Steve drinking Miller Lite.
Seeing as that's what the advert is for, that probably justifies HHH's decision to endorse it even if he doesn't drink; i must have more calories, flavour and alcohol in my spit right now than a bottle of Miller Lite.
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| #19 Posted on 21.5.06 1758.22 | Instant Rating: 5.84 | Actually, Miller Lite is Austin's WWE beer of choice.
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| #20 Posted on 21.5.06 1801.37 | Instant Rating: 5.99 | I show up to discuss the laws of manhood and you bring me light beer? a joke from CRZ the web personality
I'm pretty sure that Triple H the character wouldn't have any problem knockiong down a few beers in the same way that Triple H the person wouldn't resolve major disputes by whacking someone with a sledgehammer.
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