He said that he was merely running a training camp for female professional wrestlers, but I guess all the evidence (and his co-conspirators?) said otherwise. Who knew the penalty for such an offense could be so stiff! No, this is not an April Fool's joke, this is just a really weird story.
Random Smackdown Thoughts: Heel Rock rules. I liked the Los Guerreros segment. Best part about that was the old Adult Swim theme playing in the background. I also liked Lesnars' matches with Team Angle despite what the crowd thinks.