He said that he was merely running a training camp for female professional wrestlers, but I guess all the evidence (and his co-conspirators?) said otherwise. Who knew the penalty for such an offense could be so stiff! No, this is not an April Fool's joke, this is just a really weird story.
I'd love to see that quote on RAW or Smackdown... really. ---=---:---=--- [Look up a line] Wow, that belt looks like crap... I'll take it and carry it around for years and see if people can take it away from me... What? What was that?