He said that he was merely running a training camp for female professional wrestlers, but I guess all the evidence (and his co-conspirators?) said otherwise. Who knew the penalty for such an offense could be so stiff! No, this is not an April Fool's joke, this is just a really weird story.
1. And in row 3 Punk notices a guy picking his nose. 2. Caught in a bind, Punk mulls over how to explain how the blue stains got on AJ's carpet. 3. "...so if you think this microphone is big in my hands..." 4.