He said that he was merely running a training camp for female professional wrestlers, but I guess all the evidence (and his co-conspirators?) said otherwise. Who knew the penalty for such an offense could be so stiff! No, this is not an April Fool's joke, this is just a really weird story.
Aw, come on now j, he's like a custom made figure of fun for us all to play with. The blown spots, the sissy punching, the crazy face paints, his cooky little Imagi-nation. Cant we just rib him a little bit? Please?