He said that he was merely running a training camp for female professional wrestlers, but I guess all the evidence (and his co-conspirators?) said otherwise. Who knew the penalty for such an offense could be so stiff! No, this is not an April Fool's joke, this is just a really weird story.
Hey kids, remember when WCW ran segments on Nitro in the wrong order? Well, right now, on Smackdown, they're running the Chuck Rock (my other name for them was deemed a little too offensive by... well, someone else) vs. Venis/Hardcore match.