He said that he was merely running a training camp for female professional wrestlers, but I guess all the evidence (and his co-conspirators?) said otherwise. Who knew the penalty for such an offense could be so stiff! No, this is not an April Fool's joke, this is just a really weird story.
Funny how this will probably end up being the Feud of the Year (at least from WWE), and it only happened because first Porter, then Matt had these health problems which forced the creative monkeys to find ways to pace it slowly.