He said that he was merely running a training camp for female professional wrestlers, but I guess all the evidence (and his co-conspirators?) said otherwise. Who knew the penalty for such an offense could be so stiff! No, this is not an April Fool's joke, this is just a really weird story.
"Beat me if you can, old man. Survive if I let you." Mark. Out. Unfortunately, I missed most of Rey/Angle due to a screaming baby, but what I did catch was terrific. I almost decided to skip the rest of the show, and I'm glad I didn't.