He said that he was merely running a training camp for female professional wrestlers, but I guess all the evidence (and his co-conspirators?) said otherwise. Who knew the penalty for such an offense could be so stiff! No, this is not an April Fool's joke, this is just a really weird story.
Man, I've been saying this for months, though I didn't use the Hogan-Sting analogy 'cause I'm not a WCW guy. HHH really needs a guy that everyone just knows is going to give him his come-uppance in the end. I think that Goldberg is that guy now.