SIX-WOMAN KNOCKOUTS MATCH: Taylor Wilde, Gail Kim & ODB vs. The Beautiful People & Awesome Kong Geez, I have no idea. I'll say Kong pins Wilde.
BLACK TIE BRAWL N' CHAIN MATCH "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal vs. "The Guru" Sonjay Dutt Okay, in this match, they'll be wearing tuxes, and the match can be won by pinfall, submission, or (heavy sigh) removing the other guy's tux. I'll say that SoCal Val turns heel by seducing Jay Lethal and tricking him into taking off his own clothes.
X DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH "Maple Leaf Muscle" Petey Williams vs. Consequences Creed Creed, because otherwise I don't know what this is doing here.
JERSEY STREET FIGHT "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage & "The War Machine" Rhino vs. Team 3D I've sort of lost track of where we are in this feud. Cage & Rhino, I guess.
TNA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH The Latin American Xchange vs. Beer Money Beer Money, I suppose.
LAST MAN STANDING MATCH "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles vs. Kurt Angle I thought that they were building to a Trigg/Styles match but that hasn't happened yet, so I say that Styles loses yet again due to Triggaference.
TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP SIX SIDES OF STEEL CAGE WEAPONS MATCH "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe vs. Booker T Joe. (Crosses fingers.)
There's a fair amount here that looks technically good on paper, but the storylines are so muddled, unending, or both that I can't work up much excitement about it.
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