Originally posted by JaguarPS: I have no idea what's going on in today's W.
Nick and Jessica have split. Truly, this is a sign of the apocalypse.
"He is the most overrated piece of crap in the league. He bitched and whined after he got his ass beaten in New England last year, so the NFL changed the rules. Then he got his ass beaten in New England again. Every year he's the top MVP candidate. Every year he's supposed to be the best. Every year he's going to carry the Colts to the Super Bowl. And every single year he goes to New England and gets his ass beaten. And his brother's a whiny little bitch." -A friend of mine, on Peyton Manning
My rational, intelligent, sane cousin, who is a 25 year old schoolteacher, was DEVASTATED at dinner tonight when I broke the Nick and Jessica news to her. If seemingly sane people are heartbroken, imagine how the unwashed masses will react. I'm out buying bottled water and toilet paper in preparation for the shutdown of society.
He was going to be granted clemency by the Governor for Kwanzaa if he agreed to go quietly. Then, he pulled a swerve and ended up back in Oz. Now, how many bonus points are available if we hit this pick: Schillinger is forced to become a prag.