Originally posted by JaguarPS: I have no idea what's going on in today's W.
Nick and Jessica have split. Truly, this is a sign of the apocalypse.
"He is the most overrated piece of crap in the league. He bitched and whined after he got his ass beaten in New England last year, so the NFL changed the rules. Then he got his ass beaten in New England again. Every year he's the top MVP candidate. Every year he's supposed to be the best. Every year he's going to carry the Colts to the Super Bowl. And every single year he goes to New England and gets his ass beaten. And his brother's a whiny little bitch." -A friend of mine, on Peyton Manning
My rational, intelligent, sane cousin, who is a 25 year old schoolteacher, was DEVASTATED at dinner tonight when I broke the Nick and Jessica news to her. If seemingly sane people are heartbroken, imagine how the unwashed masses will react. I'm out buying bottled water and toilet paper in preparation for the shutdown of society.
It's surprising how much some of those holds can hurt I vividly recall when my friend (a world-level amateur wrestler) put me in an Indian Death Lock. I thought he was going to snap my leg in half. Glad you enjoyed your trip.