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|  #1 Posted on 30.6.02 2201.04 | A happy July 1st to all Canadians! Any huge plans? Myself, I'll be living it large in the Nation's Capital with my girlfriend =)
Oh yes; And God Save the Queen.
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| #2 Posted on 30.6.02 2221.54 | I'm just glad I don't have to work.
Either than that I heard there is a concert in the park around the corner.
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|  #3 Posted on 1.7.02 0628.15 | Instant Rating: 8.18 |
It's too bad the Candians are all on Smackdown, as tonight would be a fun night to do their schtick.
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| #4 Posted on 1.7.02 0744.22 | It should be a quiet day here in our office - the woman that handles all of our canadian business should finally be able to shut up.
Happy Canada Day Hosers ! :-)
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| #5 Posted on 1.7.02 0800.38 |
Originally posted by odessasteps
It's too bad the Candians are all on Smackdown, as tonight would be a fun night to do their schtick.
Well not really,You know what Thursday is ?
4th of July AKA America's Independence Day.I think the schtick would be better on Thursday than tonight.
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| #6 Posted on 1.7.02 0822.50 | Instant Rating: 0.00 | Whoa... didn't even think of that. Hey that's a heck of an idea... have them mock us on our holiday and proclaim that we should have celebrated on mond. LoL. The WWE(F) will probably drop the ball though. Instead they probably wont even mention canadians.
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| #7 Posted on 1.7.02 1012.57 | A couple of good Canadian jokes, stolen from today's Toronto Star editorial:
Q: How do you get 20 Canadians out of a swimming pool?
A: You ask them to please get out of the pool.
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On the sixth day God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Canada, it will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains, beautiful sparkling lakes, high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches."
God continued, "I shall call the inhabitants of this land Canadians and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the Earth."
"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?"
"Not really," replied God, "just wait and see the neighbours I am going to give them."
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All in good fun...
At least in Toronto, we've got perfect weather:mid-30s, higher with humidity rating(I think in fahrenheit that's mid-90s or so). Thank heaven for friends with pools.
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| #8 Posted on 1.7.02 1019.50 |
A happy July 1st to all Canadians! Any huge plans? Myself, I'll be living it large in the Nation's Capital with my girlfriend =)
Oh yes; And God Save the Queen.
Thanks! I plan to be patriotic ALL DAY! Ottawa's a beautiful city, enjoy.
We REALLY need to take the Queen off our "money". We're just too polite to do it. 
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| #9 Posted on 1.7.02 1430.40 | Well, I'm just lucky that I live in the GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD, Calgary...because I have to work. But then again, holiday pay... Sweet, sweet holiday pay for eight wonderful hours...and it'll be dead! DEAD! Then, it's off with the Gang to go celebrate the indepedence of Canada by destroying a small part of it.
And leave the Queen out of this, ya hear?
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| #10 Posted on 1.7.02 1506.50 | Canada Day, YAY!
It's a shame it's nasty hot day here, probly somein' coo' goin on up on the base. | Eddie Famous
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| #11 Posted on 1.7.02 1910.54 |
Originally posted by BrewGuy
We REALLY need to take the Queen off our "money". We're just too polite to do it.
Yeah but you have a BEAVER on your nickel!
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| #12 Posted on 2.7.02 0016.06 | Personally, I love having the Queen on our money. Compare Canadian money to American money and you'll see the point. All American money looks the same, all green with dead old people on it! We have the Queen and different colours and animals to tell them apart. God Save the Queen! She ain't no human being!
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| #13 Posted on 2.7.02 0151.54 |
Originally posted by StampedeFan23
Personally, I love having the Queen on our money. Compare Canadian money to American money and you'll see the point. All American money looks the same, all green with dead old people on it! We have the Queen and different colours and animals to tell them apart. God Save the Queen! She ain't no human being!
Different colors of money is a great idea, and I don't know why they don't do it down here. Wouldn't it make it harder on counterfiters, having to get all the different inks they would need? Oh well. I just hope they release an updated $1 bill soon, because it looks really stupid having one bill with a small picture in the middle, and all the rest with giant heads which are slightly off to the left. But then again, I'm just big on organization.
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| #14 Posted on 2.7.02 0219.12 |
Originally posted by StampedeFan23
Personally, I love having the Queen on our money. Compare Canadian money to American money and you'll see the point. All American money looks the same, all green with dead old people on it! We have the Queen and different colours and animals to tell them apart. God Save the Queen! She ain't no human being!
I always like this arguement...as if looking in any of the corners and seeing the different denominations is too difficult!
And, hey...ESPN's Peter Gammons is on the American $20!
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| #15 Posted on 2.7.02 0229.43 |
Originally posted by Mr. Boffo
I just hope they release an updated $1 bill soon, because it looks really stupid having one bill with a small picture in the middle, and all the rest with giant heads which are slightly off to the left. But then again, I'm just big on organization.
So why aren't you asking first for a new $2 HUH
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| #16 Posted on 2.7.02 0246.26 | Instant Rating: 4.05 |
Originally posted by CRZ
Originally posted by Mr. Boffo
I just hope they release an updated $1 bill soon, because it looks really stupid having one bill with a small picture in the middle, and all the rest with giant heads which are slightly off to the left. But then again, I'm just big on organization.
So why aren't you asking first for a new $2 HUH
oddly enough i collect $2 bills and have about 50 right now...just swap them out of the till at work when ever one comes into the store
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| #17 Posted on 2.7.02 0716.53 |
Originally posted by rikidozan
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oddly enough i collect $2 bills and have about 50 right now...just swap them out of the till at work when ever one comes into the store
There is a bookstore on Main Street in Lake Placid, NY that always gives out $2 as part of your change
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| #18 Posted on 2.7.02 1000.02 | I'd like to wish a belated "Happy Canadia Day!" To my neighbors from the North.
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| #19 Posted on 2.7.02 1051.10 | And a very, VERY happy Canada Day to all my Canadian friends online.
It's good to be Canadian, huh?
Take care!
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