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Since: 17.1.02
From: New F'n Jersey

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Since I drew the short straw, I will be the first to congratulate Guru on turning the big 30. You do a great job with this board and we all thank you.

Oh, and if anyone wants to do something for Guru, I would recommend going to the Music Folder and checking out his thread and then listen to his music.



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Since: 9.12.01
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No, no, no.

If anyone wants to do anything for me, check out my Amazon wishlist

http://www.amazon.com/ gp/registry/registry.html/ 104-2213129-4121501?%5Fencoding=UTF8& id=1UKPGXAFTHIZY

Stuff marked Lise is for my wife, but that's OK too. Her birthday is the one associated with the account - that's why you didn't find it when you were searching earlier.

What? No one was searching?

(Listen to the music if you want to, but it was more for me to post it than for anyone to listen to it)



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Since: 15.2.02
From: Dallas

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Happy B-day Guru!

And a Very Merry Unbirthday to everyone else.



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Since: 2.1.02
From: MD, USA

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I never would have guessed the computer stuff was your wish list and your wife's was the faeries and elves stuff. :>




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Since: 9.1.02
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As someone who'll be turning thirty himself in a couple of short months...

My condolences, and happy birthday. :)



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Since: 30.1.02
From: South Georgia

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#6 Posted on
    Originally posted by Nate The Snake
    As someone who'll be turning thirty himself in a couple of short months...

    My condolences, and happy birthday. :)


*Raises eyebrow and grins* Turning thirty is much better than the alternative.... (I'm 31)



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Since: 18.3.02
From: Sussex, WI

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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.95

    Originally posted by rinberg
      Originally posted by Nate The Snake
      As someone who'll be turning thirty himself in a couple of short months...

      My condolences, and happy birthday. :)


    *Raises eyebrow and grins* Turning thirty is much better than the alternative.... (I'm 31)


35 and counting...you realize if we continue in this vein we'll get Pieman and the other fossils chiming in!

Happy B-Day Guru!






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Since: 22.4.02
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You wanted the best, you got... Out of Context Quote of the Week.

"This coming from the man with the YOU EAT COCK in his signature." (StaggerLee)


Wow... how long until you channel Meg Ryan?

Guru: "I'm going to be 40!"
Lise: "...in ten years!"

God, I'm only gonna be 23 in a month and a half... thanks for making me feel like a baby.



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Since: 9.7.02
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You feel like a baby? I'm four months from my 17th birthday! I might be the youngest Wiener around (although I doubt that, hoping that a majority of the stupid people here are stupid because they're young, not becuase they're stupid).



What are you, some sort of critic?
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Since: 11.12.01
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    Originally posted by cranlsn
    ...you realize if we continue in this vein we'll get Pieman and the other fossils chiming in!

    Happy B-Day Guru!


Fossils? Dude, that's low! I'll get Dean to write about you in the next Smackdown report, cranlsn, Mr. creaky old 35 year old.

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Since: 16.4.02
From: Green Bay, WI

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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.90
You want old? Try 29 going on 90. That's TV for you. And that's me...so damn old.

But belated B-day wishes to Guru Zim anyhoo. :-)



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Since: 27.7.03
From: Sunderland, England

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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.74

I missed the Guru's birthday too but belated birthday wishes still count!

But when I'm 30 in 17 years time there are going to be flying cars, I'm sure of it.





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