When I got the tweet for this thread on my phone, I thought "eh, that's probably Aaron because a hacker would have been responsible for a whole lot more texts on my phone." Also, "oh, shoot, no 'crz sucks dicks' this birthday - whew"
Ah ha ha, you misspelled "moron." As far as I know, I own ZERO imaginary ties. I probably haven't made it clear that the current culture is very anti-tie, so even wearing one is an act of defiance...thus, the assortment you see here.