When I got the tweet for this thread on my phone, I thought "eh, that's probably Aaron because a hacker would have been responsible for a whole lot more texts on my phone." Also, "oh, shoot, no 'crz sucks dicks' this birthday - whew"
GERALD Dad, I'm home from school! JAPANESE BEAR DAD (growls)GERALD Guess what? I've just invented the Internet! But it's made of wood.JAPANESE BEAR DAD (grunts)GERALD That reminds me of a song. It's called "I'm a Failure!