Go out this morning and eat crossaints, not bagels. Later, eat some cake.
Be rude to everyone today, whether they deserve it or not.
Bathing is optional.
Watch some Truffaut or Godard or Renoir films, instead of going to see Men in Black.
However, don't guillotine anyone. That's just messy.
(edited by odessasteps on 14.7.02 0813) “The function of a good teacher is to discourage film as a course of study for the non-avid. There are film societies and cinemas galore for the serious non-film student.” – Robert Steele, “Film Scholars at the New York Film Festival,” FILM COMMENT 2, Fall 1964, p. 41, as quoted in It’s Only a Movie, by Raymond J. Haberski Jr.
I am a novice BBQ man myself. Over the past year though I've just about perfected my Tri-tips (based upon the opinions of guests). I also use this method on any cut of meat that is thick like a roast. It works every time.