I'm the first person to note this, but today is the birthday of Hulk Hogan. The legend turns 50 today. I doubt anyone but me cares, but self-indulgence runs in the family, and of course, Hogan is my dad.
Happy birthday to the Hulkster.
"Whatever I just posted above is what your mother said in bed last night."
- Leather cleaner that isn't abrasive when used on skin - New weightlifting belt that replaces the phrase `Hulkamania' with `It's Over'. - 'I'm with stupid'-style T-shirt that says `I'm with Mr. America' and points to someone else. - Complimentary backrub from Jimmy Hart. - Another fat contract with WWE for a half-assed comeback at WrestleMania. - Deluxe edition DVD of Suburban Commando. - All-you-can-eat gift certificate from PastaMania. - How about some of those acting lessons DDP and wife are taking? - Ed Leslie coat-rack (not a likeness of Ed, but the actual thing to sit in his living room, hold coats)
Kain Interview: the first since he's been unmasked!!! Major changes to SummerShow main event!!! All this plus an interview with Kain in the latest Inside The Ropes!!!
And Chicago Bear Lance Briggs just panicked, and forgot to report that he innocently wrecked his Lamborghini on the Edens expressway about six weeks ago. There's big money in making stuff like this up...