I'm the first person to note this, but today is the birthday of Hulk Hogan. The legend turns 50 today. I doubt anyone but me cares, but self-indulgence runs in the family, and of course, Hogan is my dad.
Happy birthday to the Hulkster.
"Whatever I just posted above is what your mother said in bed last night."
- Leather cleaner that isn't abrasive when used on skin - New weightlifting belt that replaces the phrase `Hulkamania' with `It's Over'. - 'I'm with stupid'-style T-shirt that says `I'm with Mr. America' and points to someone else. - Complimentary backrub from Jimmy Hart. - Another fat contract with WWE for a half-assed comeback at WrestleMania. - Deluxe edition DVD of Suburban Commando. - All-you-can-eat gift certificate from PastaMania. - How about some of those acting lessons DDP and wife are taking? - Ed Leslie coat-rack (not a likeness of Ed, but the actual thing to sit in his living room, hold coats)
Kain Interview: the first since he's been unmasked!!! Major changes to SummerShow main event!!! All this plus an interview with Kain in the latest Inside The Ropes!!!
Okay, I have all the characteristics for this, meet all the requirements...I'm going for it. Be fun to see what the interview process for this job would be like.
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