Aaron, congratulations my friend. I shall await you and your lovely bride in Modesto for your first return as man and wife.
"I think I'm so educated and I'm so civilized 'cause I'm a strict vegetarian But with the over-population and inflation and starvation and the crazy politicians I don't feel safe in this world no more, I don't want to die in a nuclear war. I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an apeman." -The Kinks
Try this...(I might not be remembering this correctly so if other Wieners want to clarify, feel free). In DXDIAG, disable Direct3D and close DXDIAG to update it. Go back in to DXDIAG, enable D3D and test it again.