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|  #1 Posted on 23.7.02 0948.16 | When my friends and are done with our gum or just goofing around, we always pull out the gum swat. With practice, I actually have become good enough where I always hit it while walking -- it's pretty cool to do. Anyway, I was screwed last Saturday night when I accidently hit a bunch of yokels, who were already pissed at one of my friends for rolling a smokebomb near their car, with my gum. One little gum swat opened up a 20 minute slander/insult war between some drunk yokels and my friends. All because of my gum swatting. Hell, I still do it. In fact, on the way out from work yesterday I nailed a beauty across the parking lot.
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| #2 Posted on 23.7.02 1129.49 | Very classy. I'm sure you're a hit with the ladies.
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| #3 Posted on 23.7.02 1136.47 | smoke bombs and gum swatting - sounds like some hot times in the state of Georgia... ;-)
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| #4 Posted on 23.7.02 1204.41 |
Originally posted by Slestak
Very classy. I'm sure you're a hit with the ladies.
Of course I'm a hit with the ladies! It was a girl who it hit.... My part of Georgia is close enough/far enough to Atlanta that it is civilized and yet still crazy. Sadly enough you don't know how many times a huge group of us can have fun with a camcorder, a can of Berry Blend Skoal, a huge pickup truck, and a 30 bag of unpopped popcorn.
This makes me sound like the ultimate redneck (I am putting this on a rasslin' board too which helps).
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| #5 Posted on 23.7.02 1340.57 | Instant Rating: 4.05 |
Originally posted by Scott Summets
Originally posted by Slestak
Very classy. I'm sure you're a hit with the ladies.
Sadly enough you don't know how many times a huge group of us can have fun with a camcorder, a can of Berry Blend Skoal, a huge pickup truck, and a 30 bag of unpopped popcorn.
that is sick, just sick...if you had some mayo and a rake, i'd have to call the police on you 
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| #6 Posted on 23.7.02 1403.44 |
Originally posted by Scott Summets
This makes me sound like the ultimate redneck.
Yes. Yes, it does.
I read your post and I got these images of hot, sweaty Saturday nights spent heaving large metal objects out of speeding pick-ups to see how many sparks can be produced.
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| #7 Posted on 23.7.02 1430.09 | Instant Rating: 0.00 |
Originally posted by Slestak
I read your post and I got these images of hot, sweaty Saturday nights spent heaving large metal objects out of speeding pick-ups to see how many sparks can be produced.
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| #8 Posted on 23.7.02 1430.37 |
Originally posted by Slestak
Originally posted by Scott Summets
This makes me sound like the ultimate redneck.
Yes. Yes, it does.
I read your post and I got these images of hot, sweaty Saturday nights spent heaving large metal objects out of speeding pick-ups to see how many sparks can be produced.
Hahahah! That sounds like a lot of people I know. In fact I'm the Yankee to a lot of the more rednecksih friends I have because I was born in Ohio and can't drink beer and chew tabacco at the same time. Oh well, I actually am not a redneck, but I do highly advise pegging people with kernels of corn as it hurts. And name your 30 pound bag... ours was named Betty. And change heaving large metal objects in your posts to flaming bags of poop at houses and you sadly do have many a Saturday night :-o
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| #9 Posted on 23.7.02 1439.40 | Instant Rating: 0.00 |
Originally posted by Scott Summets
Oh well, I actually am not a redneck, but I do highly advise pegging people with kernels of corn as it hurts. And name your 30 pound bag...
You really should stop sharing your "super-cool exploits" with us at this point. You're digging yourself in deeper and deeper every time. Any assurance that you're *not* a redneck, followed by joyful stories of you throwing poop for entertainment isn't going to change anyone's mind.
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| #10 Posted on 23.7.02 1444.31 | Sorry man, I wasn't trying to get into exploits there as much as be kinda sarcastic. (Sorry if spelling sucks as I have the worst headache of my life and even thinking straight hurts). Its more that a ton of my friends are football players (being as I played with them) and a lot of football players in the south are rednecks, and hanging out with them sometimes leads to this sorta antics.
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| #11 Posted on 23.7.02 1509.46 |
Originally posted by Scott Summets
Oh well, I actually am not a redneck, but I do highly advise pegging people with kernels of corn as it hurts. And name your 30 pound bag... ours was named Betty
*sigh*
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
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| #12 Posted on 23.7.02 1532.20 |
Originally posted by Slestak
Originally posted by Scott Summets
Oh well, I actually am not a redneck, but I do highly advise pegging people with kernels of corn as it hurts. And name your 30 pound bag... ours was named Betty
*sigh*
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
My thoughts exactly.
At first I was going to ask if he practiced his behind the back towel catch too.
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| #13 Posted on 24.7.02 2134.15 | I swat my gum.
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| #14 Posted on 25.7.02 0809.39 | Dude, if you're into the ultimate memorabilia in gum swatting, you should check out the link the Scotsman has up on scotsmanality.com. He wants somone to buy him an Ebay item described as authentic Curt Hennig swatted gum from an independent show. Scott Summets, just think how nice that would look framed and on your mantle.
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| #15 Posted on 25.7.02 0946.36 | I should go on EBay and buy that along with Greg Valentine's robe and boots.
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| #16 Posted on 25.7.02 1013.26 |
Originally posted by Slestak
Originally posted by Scott Summets
Oh well, I actually am not a redneck, but I do highly advise pegging people with kernels of corn as it hurts. And name your 30 pound bag... ours was named Betty
*sigh*
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
...and then it's just friggin' hilarious!
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| #17 Posted on 26.7.02 1858.56 | No, the saying goes:
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.
Then it's just fun.
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| #18 Posted on 27.7.02 0222.09 |
Originally posted by Jaguar
No, the saying goes:
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.
Then it's just fun.
-Jag
Or, the derivative, "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, then it's still fun, but someone can't see." | Lexus
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| #19 Posted on 27.7.02 0511.41 | Hey, to those of you who think Scotty is nothing more than an uncultured hick, here's food for thought.
1. We all live in North America, THUS none of us have any culture.
2. Don't knock it till you tried it. Maybe, just maybe, some of us actually read those handy recaps of Confidential because we were out doing other things. Other things can range from the sophomoric (mailbox baseball, beer runs, or my personal favorite, paintball and bottle rocket drive bys) to the "social experiences" (going to clubs, racing your Honda, dating a 13 year old and other gay shit), to even high society (smoking from bongs, smoking blunts, smoking joints, smoking from a hooka, smoking pipes, smoking bowls, smoking gasmasks, then the necessary trip to Taco Bell).
Long and short, if you can't take advantage of the fact that misbehavior and stupidity are expected and socially acceptable of males aged 18 to 25, maybe it's time to go out and play once and a while (you know, like Nintendo Cereal used to tell you to do.)
Oh, and Nintendo Cereal was awesome.
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| #20 Posted on 27.7.02 0741.59 | This is the best thread ever. I too, swat my gum.
Rick Scaia swats his gum. He even devoted part of an Ask the Rick on WM to exactly how to get the right trajectory with which to swat the gum.
So we hate Rick Scaia this week? Eh, I probably do.
But yeah, gum swatting = MANLY.
Like Lexus said, you gotsta PLAY, bruthas! There's nothing wrong with making a jackass out of yourself, as long as it's not illegal, and if it is... as long as you don't get caught.
Nothing like looking out for the cops while your friends piss on a parking ramp. Or on each other.
Or on Rick Scaia.
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