Joanie and Nicole Bass should form a rappin' duo of manbeast terror. Their first single would, of course, be called "You Got A Problem?" and their videos would cause spontaneous vasectomies around the world.
Kansas-born and deeply ashamed The last living La Parka Marka
"They that can give up essential liberty to gain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin
I hearby nominate OlFuzzyBastard for new head booker of WWE. I could use that extra two hours on Monday night. As long as we're at it, let's trade Stephanie for Bischoff, as I can't stand Steph, but think Bischoff is a tremendos performer.