Joanie and Nicole Bass should form a rappin' duo of manbeast terror. Their first single would, of course, be called "You Got A Problem?" and their videos would cause spontaneous vasectomies around the world.
Kansas-born and deeply ashamed The last living La Parka Marka
"They that can give up essential liberty to gain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin
Okay, this should be a quick one. Following Takeover, we always get a recap show, and this is no exception. I'll gloss over the recappery, as is my custom, but we've also got a couple of good matches this week. First, we head down to the ring.