Joanie and Nicole Bass should form a rappin' duo of manbeast terror. Their first single would, of course, be called "You Got A Problem?" and their videos would cause spontaneous vasectomies around the world.
Kansas-born and deeply ashamed The last living La Parka Marka
"They that can give up essential liberty to gain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin
DID YOU KNOW?: Two former WWE Intercontinental Champions (Chyna and the Ultimate Warrior) also worked as sex escorts? That's more than all the Stanley Cup, Super Bowl, NBA and World Series Champions combined!