Joanie and Nicole Bass should form a rappin' duo of manbeast terror. Their first single would, of course, be called "You Got A Problem?" and their videos would cause spontaneous vasectomies around the world.
Kansas-born and deeply ashamed The last living La Parka Marka
"They that can give up essential liberty to gain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin
Lana and Steph looked hot. Preshow matches felt like regular TV matches for the most part. Ladder match was fun, though I'm personally burnt out on the multi-man schmozzes. Ryder winning was a nice surprise.