When I read this, the very first thing that popped in my head was, “That's what you get for going to a fuckin' day spa with $200,000 worth of jewelry!”
I mean, damn, if I had more than $50 in my wallet, I'd be extremely nervous about leaving it in my locker. And $50 is a drop in the ocean compared to 200 grand.
Then again, Wright can afford it.
“Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?” “Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.”
--Janine and Winston, Ghostbusters
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Although there was something neat about seeing him score 42 yet not get any points in the last 7 minutes and lose after Shaq fouled out and Miami's next-best guy playing on one leg. I love Shaq and all, but Dwyane Wade is my own personal Jesus.