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Since: 27.1.04
From: England

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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.33
I know it cant just be me that thinks this so I thought I would check the general consensus on this one. Whats everyones view on the way Triple H is physically looking nowadays. A couple of weeks ago I found the Raw episode where he came back from the quad injury a few years back and I honestly couldnt believe how much he has changed since then, he was enourmous!, in fairness he did have alot of time to spend in the gym and alot of time to do other things..ahem.. while he was on the shelf and it is obvious he hasnt the time to maintain the kind of physique he had then while wrestling a full time schedule. However, since the hilarious comparisons that were made at Wrestlemania XX between him and Greg Valentine it seems he is destined to become the Hammers clone.

Triple H once upon a time always looked in prime condition and ready to go and had one of the biggest looks in the business it was one of the things that made him popular and become one of the most intimidating heels in the WWE however with his ever expanding waistline and chin and the fact that every week on Raw, Dave Batista and Randy Orton make him look less and less like the Man he used to be, how long is it till Ric Flair starts to look in better shape than him? Does he care as much now that he's the bosses son in law and in the position that he's in? Does it matter how he looks as long as his performances don't suffer? What does everyone think?

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Since: 13.6.04

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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.77
I guess all the talk about how his body size became detrimental to his matches made him slim down. He has been looking kinda lumpy lately though(kind of weird actually how quick it's progressed). He is doing beter matches, so who know, guess it worked for him.
But at this rate, I'm afraid he might end up having a Roddy Piper gut, than looking like The Hammer.

Since: 21.1.02
From: Canada

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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.03
I'd rather have a less built Triple H who puts on good matches than a 'roided up' superman Triple H who bores me to tears. The closer his in-ring skill gets to his old form back before the injury, the happier I'll be, regardless of his physical appearance. Heck, if his nose doubles in size, it wouldn't matter to me if he could bring it between the ropes.

Since: 30.7.02

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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.22
I wish he could wrestle and work heel as well as Valentine.


Since: 22.1.02
From: Texas

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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.95
    Originally posted by tomk
    I wish he could wrestle and work heel as well as Valentine.

I'd settle for a good Honky Tonk Man...

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Since: 23.8.03
From: Scotland

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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
Said this before and i'll say it again i rather have a competitor work great matches and have a gut.
Then be roided out of their mind and can't put a thought together never mind a match

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Lap cheong

Since: 15.1.02
From: Philly

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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.00
I want to call the thread's attention to my new sig....
Thanks. I actually remember a time, long ago, in a world similar yet different to this one, when this handsome guy from Boston with blindingly beautiful long blonde hair in an opened leather shirt entered my life. It was the Fall of '99, and I....

Oh, screw that. Yeah, he's a damn marshmallow, and I so hate it. I recall when he was (probably) roided up the ass AND good, so that must mean I'm old. Anyway, I have plenty of videos to prove that. Anyway, he's been pretty good these last few months. Especially last night with Eugene. A manipulative asshole, he was. Hunter, that is, lol.

Last time he was that good at being that asshole, I could eat off his six pack. Now, it looks like he's eating twelve packs...of twinkies! Oh well... At least he's not boring, but I'll miss the ol' washboard.

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Since: 1.8.02
From: Phoenix-ish

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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.47
Jeez, you'd think he was lookin' like Rikishi from that description! Tsk. ;-)
Lap cheong

Since: 15.1.02
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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.00
I'm sorry, but it had to be said. As far as Rikishi, it's more like 1200 packs of twinkies.

Suck it in, Hunter, or no sugar for you!

Since: 13.2.04
From: Brooklyn, NY

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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.06
No one, and I mean NO one can pull off the teeny tiny ankles and the black wrestling boots like Greg Valentine. You want to compare The Hammer to HHH??? BAH GAWD your insane!

I recently watched my Kurt Angle Career Comp X, with the just returning HHH. He looked MASSIVE (2001?). But then he would do this thing ( he was a face), everytime someone would face him or during a hot part of the match.

He throws his arms out like a gorilla and roars, sorta like his spit take but more like King Kong. I'm watching this and thinking, God damn I hate you.

Since: 17.3.02

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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.04
Well, we all know he wants to do movies. Maybe he decided the best way to start was to appear in a sequel to “Super-Size Me”?
Phantom Lord

Since: 18.6.04
From: The Bensonhurst section of Brooklyn, NY

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Triple H could be a new Valentine if he would change his finisher from The Pedigree to the Inverted Indian Death Lock.

I think it would work wonders for him and his quest to be Ric Flair from 1985-1989.

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Since: 18.6.04

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I don't think that Triple H would be able to take Roddy Piper in a Strap Match.

Those Irish Canadians really know how to hit.

Since: 15.6.03
From: Eire

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#14 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.90
Ah, I see the loevly ladies of Weinerland have spoken on this 'Trips Bod' matter, what a shock. I think it's down to the Levesque-McMahon diet scheme, Steph was expanding a bit in 03 before he departure so theres something there, If power was a food snack then Trips and Steph are havin seconds.


Since: 10.4.02
From: New York City, NY

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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.73
He's done shooting the Blade III and finished promoting the bodybuilding book, so he doesn't need to be so shredded ripped. Anyway, his physique is way more Ted DiBiase than Greg Valentine at this juncture.

(edited by NickBockwinkelFan on 19.6.04 0213)

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Since: 29.5.03
From: Miami

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#16 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.60
    Originally posted by TheGreekPhysique
    No one, and I mean NO one can pull off the teeny tiny ankles and the black wrestling boots like Greg Valentine.

    This must be Tom Zenk.
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