"Here it is at last, the first 150-minute trailer. ``Armageddon'' is cut together like its own highlights. Take almost any 30 seconds at random, and you'd have a TV ad. The movie is an assault on the eyes, the ears, the brain, common sense and the human desire to be entertained. No matter what they're charging to get in, it's worth more to get out." - Roger Ebert
Oh...and "Eternal Sunshine" was absolutely brilliant.
Originally posted by Mayhem Jackie Brown ... no doubt about it.
I harbor serious doubts, myself.
Mainly because Rise of the Planet of the Apes is getting surprisingly strong reviews, I submit 2001's Tim Burton reimagining of Planet of the Apes. Mark Wahlberg, Paul Giamatti, Tim Roth, Helena Bonham Carter, Estella Warren, Charton Heston! The result was a turd slung by a monkey.
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All I could think about during the 4 hours is how distractingly Jason Schwartzman-esque Hassan's brother is. Still don't care about President Taylor. Oh yeah, and I'm disappointed Renee's cover didn't include a sexy Russian accent. Edit: D'oh!