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Travis
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Since: 7.3.02
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#1 Posted on
Whoever writes that bit (I've read it before):
You DO realise that Naniwa is Japanese, NOT retarded?
I appreciate mockery of japanese culture as much as the next guy, but some of that stuff is pretty ignorant. Not quite SMarks level, but close. I wouldn't be shocked if Naniwa spoke perfect english (alot of Puro workers do).
Oh, and your right to use "FONT SIZE=" needs to be taken away YESTERDAY.

"Writing big will make me cool!"




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Since: 2.1.02
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Whaddya MEAN, who writes it? It's DEAN MALENKO!



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Since: 2.1.02
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#3 Posted on
"Writing big will make me cool!"

It's Dean's way of making up for his other, you know, shortcomings.

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#4 Posted on

    Originally posted by Travis
    "Whoever writes that bit (I've read it before):

    You DO realise that Naniwa is Japanese, NOT retarded?"

    Of COURSE he's Japanese! Just look at his funny little eyes! I think Naniwa's columns are very well written and thought out and quite frankly, sir, you shock and offend me by implying that he is retarded! I hope you are the exception and not the rule when it comes to my adoring fans, as I sincerely pray that the rest of them are as open-minded and accepting of other cultures as I am!


    "I appreciate mockery of japanese culture as much as the next guy, but some of that stuff is pretty ignorant. Not quite SMarks level, but close."

    HEY! You deserve the entire nation of Japan an apology! Now you label some of their stuff "pretty ignorant!" Everything Naniwa says about the country of Japan is 100% GOSPEL TRUTH! (He lives there, you know!)

    (Oh, and maybe it's 'cause I hardly ever read the Smarks, but, er, where exactly do they ignorantly mock the Japanese culture?)

    "I wouldn't be shocked if Naniwa spoke perfect english (alot of Puro workers do)."

    Speaking of perfect English, "a lot" isn't one word! And Naniwa BEGS your forgiveness, but English is (from what I have heard) one of the toughest languages to learn! He's working on it! Give him time! DO NOT RUSH THE CRAB!


    "Oh, and your right to use "FONT SIZE=" needs to be taken away YESTERDAY.



    "Writing big will make me cool!" "




I'll have you know Naniwa did NOT write "font size=", sir. He uses Netscape Composer 4.7! And THAT'S what makes him one cool crab, Travis! OMG HE'S S0 L33T!

Anyway, thank you for the comments, Mr. Travis! They gave me a mean ol' chuckle! I [heart] people who can't laugh at things they enjoy! Thank you for your support, Malenkomaniac!

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#5 Posted on
Deano seems to be slipping, so I'll do this for him.

Travis, you are a tool.



Travis
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Since: 7.3.02
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If pointing out the fact that someone is covering an obvious lack of talent with 9th grade racial/cultural humour makes someone a tool...well, you can call me Stanley.

Bad column, bad writer. Ah well.



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#7 Posted on

    Originally posted by Travis
    If pointing out the fact that someone is covering an obvious lack of talent with 9th grade racial/cultural humour makes someone a tool...well, you can call me Stanley.


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Ladies and gentalmen, we have a WINNER.


Hook line and sinker.

Well done Deano.




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#9 Posted on
Here is your groan, Mr. Spear. *groan* Wherever you go, my spear will find you.

Evil Jon! I didn't know you cared! kthx, Comrade!

210 = SO SUPAH!

P.S. Man, what is it with we Malenkos and being labeled "bad writers?" It, like sociopathic tendencies, must run in the family!



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Since: 24.2.02
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#10 Posted on
Damn, if Travis was upset by his Naniwa article, wait until he sees his Hardbody Harrison article.

Honestly, Mr. (not) Malenko's article offended me greatly. So I caught up with Sonny Onoo to inform him of this horrible slight against the Japanese people. His response?

"BASEBALL HAMBURGER MICROSOFT HEAVY METAL! DIE AMERICAN!"




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Since: 2.1.02
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#11 Posted on
The Shooter, banned??? I still (heart) you Deano!



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#12 Posted on
Deano was banned?



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One of the rules of the board is against impersonating wrestlers. I understand it's a gimmick, but the kayfabe was pretty thick. I'd presume that was the offense. Either that or the following comment:
"Of COURSE he's Japanese! Just look at his funny little eyes!"

The one that led me to wonder if "the Shooter" was in reality Scott Christ.

But I'm only speculating.



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#14 Posted on
Deano is (was) a long time member of this board (as well as the defunct EZ board) and has been writing for Slashwrestling.com for a while now...I had always assumed his "gimmick" was cool with the Zims cause it was actually clever and funny (to me at least), and not just ridiculous like other "imitators". Not to put words in CRZ's mouth...that's just what I ASSUMED.



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#15 Posted on
who are we to presume that he is imitating Dean Malenko? I'm sure Dean has plenty of time to post on message boards and whatnot, as I haven't seen him on tv lately.



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#16 Posted on
If he had been banned because of anything in his columns, would CRZ have actually POSTED them on the site? Think about it.

The banning has to do with something else entirely.
210
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One of the rules of the board is against impersonating wrestlers. I understand it's a gimmick, but the kayfabe was pretty thick. I'd presume that was the offense.


Listen Trav, you need to stop taking yourself so seriosly. When he first started writting, we were a bit sceptical, but he's been putting out smart, amazingly funny content for a LONG time now. And everyone knows that CRZ is his nuumber 1 Malenkomaniac.




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#18 Posted on
WHOAWHOAWHOA!

I thought YOU were the #1 Malenkomaniac, 210?
210
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Since: 2.1.02
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Well, its a close call. I'm a Giganti-Malenkomaniac, but the ZIM is always mentioned in his collumns as #1, so who am I to debate?




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#20 Posted on
There have been some technical glitches lately resulting in bannings out of nowhere, so it might be that.



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