You can even submit your own "bluf", so this thing should change fairly often. I got on a lucky streak and topped 1000 within five minutes, but the right string of questions would probably kill that pretty quick. The tope score right now is 31337.
I'm assuming that embedded flash is acceptable to the admins, so try this one:
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." --Rick Cook
Your best bet is probably to take out the HD, put in a new one, and install Windows 2000 or Windows XP on it. You should have XP somewhere in your CDs if you bought the computer from a reputable source.