You can even submit your own "bluf", so this thing should change fairly often. I got on a lucky streak and topped 1000 within five minutes, but the right string of questions would probably kill that pretty quick. The tope score right now is 31337.
I'm assuming that embedded flash is acceptable to the admins, so try this one:
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." --Rick Cook
Someone should tell the Russian Olympic committee to have there skaters stop stumbling, if they want to win in figure skating. Even though I'm not a Skating expert I noticed that neither of the Russian skaters (pairs or female)