You can even submit your own "bluf", so this thing should change fairly often. I got on a lucky streak and topped 1000 within five minutes, but the right string of questions would probably kill that pretty quick. The tope score right now is 31337.
I'm assuming that embedded flash is acceptable to the admins, so try this one:
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." --Rick Cook
So basicly, if you really want to go with what people on here think... Pick somebody at random. OR. Take your happy ass down to Blockbuster, put 15 bucks in their hands, and rent a system. Tack on a few games and get outta there for under 30 bucks.