For the curious, there are other goofy versions of Google that you can use. Click "Language Tools" on the right side of the www.google.com homepage, and scroll down to the list at the bottom of the page.
Some of the other funny ones they have are Elmer Fudd, Pig Latin, and Bork, Bork, Bork.
HBK: Youíre flat broke arenít you? MJ: Please let me wrestle on RAW! HBK: Fine, but I ainít weariní no fruity tassels. MJ: Are these your mirror pants? HBK: Give me those!
All it took to fix this simple problem was hitting the reset button on the back of the device. Now the TX is charged, installed, and ready to...well, I'm not sure what it'll do for me just yet. But it is cool.