For the curious, there are other goofy versions of Google that you can use. Click "Language Tools" on the right side of the www.google.com homepage, and scroll down to the list at the bottom of the page.
Some of the other funny ones they have are Elmer Fudd, Pig Latin, and Bork, Bork, Bork.
HBK: Youíre flat broke arenít you? MJ: Please let me wrestle on RAW! HBK: Fine, but I ainít weariní no fruity tassels. MJ: Are these your mirror pants? HBK: Give me those!
As discussed here http://the-w.com/thread.php/id=26527 , you could download OpenOffice.Org. It will allow you to open and save to both Word Files and PDF files. The bad part is that OpenOffice.org is about 60 MB to download.