For the curious, there are other goofy versions of Google that you can use. Click "Language Tools" on the right side of the www.google.com homepage, and scroll down to the list at the bottom of the page.
Some of the other funny ones they have are Elmer Fudd, Pig Latin, and Bork, Bork, Bork.
HBK: Youíre flat broke arenít you? MJ: Please let me wrestle on RAW! HBK: Fine, but I ainít weariní no fruity tassels. MJ: Are these your mirror pants? HBK: Give me those!
Sterling, if you're in the States, you could try one of Dell's N-Series desktops. Usually for business and coperations, they don't come with an OS, thus you can knock off at least 100 bucks off the price.