Terri doesn't really bother me one way or the other. I'd certianly rather see her doing interviews than that Mark Lloyd guy. I know they're different shows but he was the first name that came to mind. I assumed GD meant when he was hanging out with Mankind and Paul Bearer in 1996 that Paul Bearer (being a mortician) was his hookup.
I think it's just our natural fear of the Dead That Walk The Earth. She looks like one of those naturally-made mummies that you come across in the deep, deep desert, with the worst-looking tit-job I've seen on a woman who doesn't have a bad pun like "Hava Lottup Topp" for a name.
She's a skeleton shrink-wrapped in fake leather, baked to a lovely skin-cancer brown and paraded out in front of us and labeled as a sex symbol. She's a repulsive caricature of plastic surgery gone overboard, IMO. And no, VanillaSky, I wouldn't have sex with her. The direst of circumstances might make me ponder it, but I'd be too scared of her flesh tearing to actually go through with it.
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I think it was used as a joke in the context of the scene. Would you have expected less from Goldust considering the whole homoerotic, freak gimmick?
These commercials are superfine because they pay for the production costs of putting CHRIS MOTHERFUCKING BENOIT on my GODDAMN TV SCREEN! I will GO GREYHOUND! I am thinking OUTSIDE THE BUN! – Dean Rasmussen 8/1/2002 Smackdown Workrate Report
Yea definitely, it was just a comment to loosen up the scene, and it worked great -- similar to Triple H's comment that he "dressed up like Kane to screw a manniquin". They're just making fun of the angle in hopes that we'll all just laugh about how dumb it was instead of hate them for it.
I know, I'm a bad person -- but I cannot get past Swagger's lisp. I know that's immature, but it is what it is. "It can't be any worse than the lisps of Ric Flair or Dusty Rhodes.", sayeth dwaters -- yeah, it really is. Much worse.