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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.33
So on this weeks Law and Order: SVU Bill Goldberg made a cameo, and appeared in the opening segment. He played a roided up freak, high on PCP, and in his short segment, beat the hell out of a few cops, no sold a fire extinguisher to the back of the head, sold a taser for about 3 seconds, and finally got put down with a chair shot.

Even in an acting role, he apparantly needs to be kept strong.
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Since: 21.11.02
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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.26
So let me get this straight: cops, a fire extinguisher to the ead and a taser could not put him down put a chair shot does? Is Russo writing for L&O:SVU now?

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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.33
Best line from goldberg

How DARE you hit the erotic god of love (after being creamed in the back of the head with the butt of the fire extnguisher)

And edit, he completely no sold the taser, they left it on him for 5 seconds, which dropped him to his knees, as soon as it was turned off, he stood right up.
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Since: 20.6.02
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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.82
Hey, it wasn't just a chair shot, but it was a chair shot from Ice-T! That would take just about anyone down. Much more effective than a Richard Belzer chair shot.

I'm happy as the next guy that Goldberg's still getting work LONG after his 15 minutes of wrestling fame have ended. But I especially liked his role last night, since it played up to his strengths.

Had he given Stabler the spear, it would have been the best episode ever!

EDIT: I can't BELIEVE that I forgot to make the PCP/taser/Scott Hall joke. It was staring me right in the face, too! At least ekedolphin ran with that ball.

(edited by It's False on 8.2.07 1608)

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Since: 2.1.02
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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.24
Speaking from the experience of a man who once hit a PCP-enraged psycho in the back of the head with a Little League Slugger as hard as he could only to have the lunatic get angrier, I have no issues with Goldberg's performance last night.

Great moment when he threw Eliot through a plate glass window, after no-selling Eliot's fire extinguisher shot.

Ice-T's chair shot by the way wasn't with a metal folding chair, but with a hard stacking chair. The only guy in Quebec with the balls to take a shot from one of those is Sunny War Cloud and he has skin like leather.

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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.80

Me: "Hey, that's Goldberg!:
Jennifer: "Who in the hell is Goldberg?"

It still blows my mind that the co-author of "Cop Killer" is a regular on SVU - but it was pretty sweet watching him level Goldberg.

On a side note, am I the only one who watches To Catch A Predator just to see if I recognize any of the people they catch?

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Since: 26.3.03
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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.07
    Originally posted by Leroy
    On a side note, am I the only one who watches To Catch A Predator just to see if I recognize any of the people they catch?

DAMMIT! I knew I forgot to record something last night!

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Since: 12.1.02
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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.29
See, if only Goldberg had been high on PCP maybe the taser shot from Scott Hall at Starrcade '98 wouldn't have ended his winning streak.

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