So on this weeks Law and Order: SVU Bill Goldberg made a cameo, and appeared in the opening segment. He played a roided up freak, high on PCP, and in his short segment, beat the hell out of a few cops, no sold a fire extinguisher to the back of the head, sold a taser for about 3 seconds, and finally got put down with a chair shot.
Even in an acting role, he apparantly needs to be kept strong.
So let me get this straight: cops, a fire extinguisher to the ead and a taser could not put him down put a chair shot does? Is Russo writing for L&O:SVU now?
Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No shit. I really wanna know. Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, FLOODS? You think women are like that? S'matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We ALL make mistakes. Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil. When GOD makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So whaddya think? Women... a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE?
Speaking from the experience of a man who once hit a PCP-enraged psycho in the back of the head with a Little League Slugger as hard as he could only to have the lunatic get angrier, I have no issues with Goldberg's performance last night.
Great moment when he threw Eliot through a plate glass window, after no-selling Eliot's fire extinguisher shot.
Ice-T's chair shot by the way wasn't with a metal folding chair, but with a hard stacking chair. The only guy in Quebec with the balls to take a shot from one of those is Sunny War Cloud and he has skin like leather.
Here is a reprint of my highly acclaimed third slash opinion piece, hopefully in the correct forum this time (it was a draw between here and guest column feedback, so I chose here. Yay). Enjoy! /////// ... TIL IT'S RAW Hi.