Originally posted by A FanHere is a few ideas since I'm from around there.
HEY JOE, ITS TIME TO GO. -This will go over real well in PSU.
CLARION U SUCK! - Kurt went to Clarion as did I and trust me, the welfare of the students and their education is not very high on their agenda.
CANADA IS WRONG, BRET SCREWED BRET. - You may get a job offer on this sign.
WELCOME TO AMERICA, WHERE WE STILL HATE HOGAN. - Damn Canadians and their stupid indecisions during Wrestlemania.
A Fan- There are a ton of good signs already up, but my favorite one is the "Steph goes or We go." sign.
I'd be right there with ya on the Time to Go Joe... the old man just doesn't have it any more, and aside from one year, hasn't had it since 1990. But the sheep around here still worship the ground he walks on... and while a job with WWF might be nice, I'm sticking to the principled "You Screwed Bret" sign for Hebner
Put a Michigan logo on the sign and write: WE OWN PENN STATE
DRAFT NEW JACK!!!
LITA FEARS WRESTLING
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Draft Related: "Draft Deez Nutz" (maybe it's only funny to me) "Draft the Spanish Announcer's Table" "Trade for the #1 draft pick" (I wish that was funnier) "Draft the Big Wiggle"
Nash/Hall Related: "Nash fears the ring" "Hall fears beer... HA!" "Nash is my bitch too" "Nash fears the New Diesel"
Misc: "I'd rather be watching Fear Factor" "I read the Sheets" (ok sounded funnier in my head) "Is Tough Enough still on?" "WCW + Steph McMahon + General Hospital - Vince Russo = WWF" "HHH can't put his arms down" "Jericho is screwed" "Isn't this wrestling?"
I might not be the best person with sign ideas, but it was a try...
He's a war-weary Republican assassin haunted by an iconic dead American confidante She's a high-kicking gypsy stripper with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!
These are all great. I am going to the Smackdown taping tomorrow as well, but I will be WAY too high in the upper deck to have anyone see my sign. Then again, being up that high I could still have two signs:
"Do the Job? What?" "Is JoePa dead yet?" "Trade down for more picks Vince" "Vince McMahon is the Jerry Jones of drafting" "Draft Jerry Lynn" "The Colin Quinn show is better than this" "What crap are they showing on ABC?"
Just for the hell of it, here is how Rumble winners have faired at Mania: Jim Duggan: No title shot John Studd: No title shot Hulk Hogan: Lost to Ultimate Warrior Hulk Hogan: Defeated Sgt. Slaughter Ric Flair: Lost to Randy Savage Yokozuna: