Title pretty much says it all... I have decent seats for RAW and should manage to get a sign or two on camera. Problem is, I'm not thinking smart-ass enough about it- more accurately I can't figure out how to fit a Wendy's-Booker T joke onto one sign. Any ideas?
If nothing else, you can always give a shout out to Slash. The "CRZ is WALKING" signs always make me smile. I made one for the Richmond RAW a few weeks ago but I didnt get on TV. Since this hopefully will be the last time we see Steph, a sign blasting her would be fitting. On the other hand, Im getting a sneaky feeling that Steph may win that match. I cant believe I just typed that sentence...lol. But they wouldnt do that...Would They?
"But the truth is, YOURE the weak, and I am the tyranny of evil men. But Im trying Ringo, Im trying hard to be the shepherd....."
I scored ridiculously expensive tickets to BACKLASH in KC, and we're already planning signs. My fabulously endowed friend attending with me already has hers...We're going to use the "REAL" logo from the American Dairy Association with an arrow pointing down.
I don't think we're in a prime camera shot area though, so I probably won't bother.
PLEASE, I'm BEGGING you here... THe sign must read 'Big Daddy Bitch"
There are no facts-only observational postulates in an endlessly regenerative hodgepodge of predictions. Consensus reality requires a fixed frame of reference. In a multilevel, infinite universe, there can be no fixity; thus, no absolute consensus reality. In a relativistic universe, it appears impossible to test the reliability of any expert by requiring him to agree with another expert. Both can be correct, each in his own inertial system.
Here are the ones I took to SD! a few weeks ago and didn't make TV:
1. [/] - the slash tribute 2. Be Fair to Flair 3. NW-NO 4. Don't Panic (lance storm/douglas adams reference)
I would suggest some kind of draft sign, inserting your favorite tier 2 or 3 star.
"The best reason for committing loathsome & detestable acts -and let's face it, I am considerably something of an expert in the field - is purely for their own sake. Monetary gain is all very well, but it dilutes the tastes of wickedness to a lower level that is obtainable by anyone will an overdeveloped sense of avarice. True and baseless evil is as rare as the purest good - and we all know how rare THAT is." - Acheron Hades, THE EYRE AFFAIR by Jaspar Fforde
I seem to be in a bit of a rut lately, but maybe I can find a few ideas that might be worth your time:
Kurt Angle-Booker T related: "Ebony & Ivory, Busting Jams In Harmony" "I'm Up In Here, Up In Here With Kurt" "Can You Dig It, Cracka?"
Title Match-related: "If Steph Wins, I'm Leaving For Good!!!"
Draft-related: "Draft D'Lo" "Draft H-Bomb/Scott Norton/Stevie Ray" "Draft Julius Peppers/David Carr/Bryant McKinnie" "This Sign Was Drafted By WWF Raw" "If It's All About The Game, Where Does That Leave The Draft?"
Miscellaneous: "Brock Lesner Beat Me Up Outside" "Get Me A Ref, And I'll Beat Maven" "Hey Vince - We STILL Remember Montreal!" "The WWF Doesn't Want This Sign On TV" "WWF Fears Dirt Sheets"
Hopefully, there's a decent idea or two in there...
"HOLY CRAP! A wuvluv is in my house." - Dean Rasmussen
"If fantasy wrestling is, by rule, gay, does this make this fantasy interviewing lesbian?" - Excalibur05
"Either Steph goes or we go" "White Men Can't Spinaroonie" "'Big Bitchy' Kevin Nash" (if you expect a lot of Big Daddy Bitch signs) "This sign was created without comment and verification from WWFE" "Brockamania is runnin' wild, brother" "I didn't pay for that. Tell me I did not just pay for that." "Draft Earthquake" "You call that a big boot/leg drop?" "Hogan has 5 o'clock krylon" "Is this going to take long?"
"Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherf--ker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time!" -- Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction (1994)
Damn- some definite good stuff in here... Think I'll go with the Big Daddy Bitch and Biggie Size it, Sucka... that one cracked me up to no end. My buddy's taking a "Steph Goes or We Go" sign, so that angle's covered. And of course, I've got my "YOU SCREWED BRET" sign off the wall and prepared for Hebner. *sighs* But even we of the IWC shouldn't joke about my favorite... "Draft David Arquette"
Vince- I am the SOURCE! I HAVE AN AGENDA AUSTIN IS RIGHT WHEN IS THE NEXT WWA PPV? HULK STILL FEARS EARTHQUAKE THIS SIGN DOES NOT EXIST BECAUSE THE WWF DOES NOT VERIFY ITS EXSISTENCE FINALLY A WHAT? FREE WEEK OF TV! WHEN DOES XWF GET ON TV CAUSE THIS STUFF SUCKS
And to the guy who asked what some fine melons have to do with milk- Were you breast fed or what?
(edited by Ffej on 24.3.02 1023)
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.
Originally posted by Tragic1We don't need a 'Big Dady Bitch' sign.
We need a 'Big Daddy Bitch' chant! We need 15,000 people screaming those words at Nash every time he's on TV.
I'll do my best- but remember, this IS the first time we've had a live wrestling show since the first RAW is WAR on TNN some time back... it'll be kinda hard to get ANYBODY to boo much of anything. We're just grateful to get a show (*COUGHscrewmontrealandtorontoforgettingtwoshowsintwomonthsCOUGH*)
Damn, Shiek really bitch-slapped the promoter! Warri.....F' that, Jim Hellwig is a piece of garbage! He craps on everything about the business. God, no wonder WWE buried his ass on his own DVD. Love it, BTW