Yeah. They're making honest-to-God HLA T-shirts, and they want your opinion on which one looks better. Judging by the almost universal condemnation of last week's HLA segment on RAW, I have to say that WWE seems to be making a gross error in judgment by doing this.
Besides, who the hell would wear an HLA T-shirt in public, anyway? Hell of a way to meet girls. “What does HLA stand for?” “Ummm... [blushes, sweating] Hot Lesbian Action.” SLAP!
It's a telling sign of how screwed-up WWE is right now that they apparently spent more time and effort putting out a good HLA T-shirt than a good Chris Benoit T-shirt. I'm a Benoit nut, but I would never buy that disgusting Rabid Wolverine T-shirt. And perhaps that's the point.
“Now put that thing back where it came from or so help me-- Oh, hey! We're rehearsing a scene from the upcoming company play called Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me.”-- Mike Wazowski, Monsters, Inc.
Two-Time, Two-Time Randomly Selected Weiner of the Day, 5/27/02 and 7/3/02
My first live show? King of the Ring, '96. Seats about 15 rows back. Not a bad event to start with. :) Best memory? Not the coining of Austin 3:16, or seeing HHH in a dark match, or cheering for Lief Cassidy...