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|  #1 Posted on 3.10.02 0810.33 | According to the New York Post, HHH will be one of the wrestlers taking the stand this week in the Nicole Bass trial. Please, for the love of God, please let the attorney for Bass have Samuda working for their law firm. A list of questions for HHH to take while under oath.
1) Have you used steroids within the last year?
2) Since this is a sexual harrassment case, have you ever benefitted from a sexual relationship with a person in power in the WWE?
3) Please stop spitting water at the jury.
4) Since you previously had a relationship with an androgeny (Chyna), did this cause you to make undo sexual advances at It Bass?
5) Sir, could you please stop standing on Jericho.
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|  #2 Posted on 3.10.02 0827.47 | ROFL ROFL...
Wish Austin was still on the roster..
What? would have done great in court.
So who are the other wrestlers?
The only person who is capable of carrying a broom to a five star outing is none other than....
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|  #3 Posted on 3.10.02 0928.47 |
Originally posted by redsoxnation
According to the New York Post, HHH will be one of the wrestlers taking the stand this week in the Nicole Bass trial. Please, for the love of God, please let the attorney for Bass have Samuda working for their law firm. A list of questions for HHH to take while under oath.
1) Have you used steroids within the last year?
2) Since this is a sexual harrassment case, have you ever benefitted from a sexual relationship with a person in power in the WWE?
3) Please stop spitting water at the jury.
4) Since you previously had a relationship with an androgeny (Chyna), did this cause you to make undo sexual advances at It Bass?
5) Sir, could you please stop standing on Jericho.
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| #4 Posted on 3.10.02 0930.49 |
Originally posted by dMp
ROFL ROFL...
Wish Austin was still on the roster..
What? would have done great in court.
So who are the other wrestlers?
Ivory and Jackie were yesterday, with Ivory saying she was asked to do a les angle with Nicole, but she wouldn't do it with someone that hideous (paraphrase). They were the first in a line of big name wrestlers to testify, with Triple H expected to take the stand as well. Then again, Trip has taken everything else, why wouldn't he take the stand while he's at it?
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| #5 Posted on 3.10.02 1045.43 |
Originally posted by redsoxnation
3.) Please stop spitting water at the jury.
You = rule.
I bet HHH fixes it so he's the last witness, and he's the one with the shocking reveleation.
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| #6 Posted on 3.10.02 1220.23 | I pray that Teo says something that pisses his girlfriend off.
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| #7 Posted on 3.10.02 1243.48 |
I'd love it if they set up video screens and each wrestler got their entrance before they took the stand: pyro, music, and all. I'd call Christian as a character witness just to see the look on the jury's face. Or perhaps the Godfather..that would sway a jury!
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| #8 Posted on 3.10.02 1517.01 | screw that... HHH would just hold down the WWE's attorney, and take over the case himself... HHH=favorable judgement!
(edited by Pool-Boy on 3.10.02 1317)
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| #9 Posted on 3.10.02 2020.15 |
Originally posted by redsoxnation
According to the New York Post, HHH will be one of the wrestlers taking the stand this week in the Nicole Bass trial. Please, for the love of God, please let the attorney for Bass have Samuda working for their law firm. A list of questions for HHH to take while under oath.
1) Have you used steroids within the last year?
2) Since this is a sexual harrassment case, have you ever benefitted from a sexual relationship with a person in power in the WWE?
3) Please stop spitting water at the jury.
4) Since you previously had a relationship with an androgeny (Chyna), did this cause you to make undo sexual advances at It Bass?
5) Sir, could you please stop standing on Jericho.
Damn, this would just be lovely. I would laugh my ass off if he answered no to #2!
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| #10 Posted on 4.10.02 0120.21 |
Originally posted by redsoxnation
br>Ivory and Jackie were yesterday, with Ivory saying she was asked to do a les angle with Nicole, but she wouldn't do it with someone that hideous (paraphrase). They were the first in a line of big name wrestlers to testify, with Triple H expected to take the stand as well. Then again, Trip has taken everything else, why wouldn't he take the stand while he's at it?
Ugh..can you blame Ivory.
And about HHH taking the stand..I am sure the judge will give him his gaffel too, outraging folks around the country because he never earned the damn thing!
And yes, the entrances would be cool..and wrestlers being in-char on the stand..
Ofcourse it would end with HHH getting up and saying 'it was me! it was me all along-uh!!'
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|  #11 Posted on 4.10.02 0132.11 | Am I the only one wondering where Clarence Mason is in all of this? And why do you (whoever did it--the post doesn't show now that I'm typing, for some reason) call Triple H Teo? Is there a reference I'm missing?
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| #12 Posted on 5.10.02 1356.06 | HA!! you guys are too much, that is too funny, the entrance for each wrestler would rule. Triple H taking the stand would be "interesting"
You know who else rules? Ivory. Did she just say she wouldn't mind doing a lesbian angle but not with someone more masculine then all of the men in the company (lol).
But Vince really should stop pushing his lesbians fantasies onto his employees. I mean Sable/Terri, Ivory/Bass(?), it keeps getting him in court. Come on Vince, if you want your HLA fix just go rent Mulholland Drive or Bound for pete's sake
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