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#21 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.22
Now Tejada is promising revenge against Derek Lowe next year. If you don't like the way the Red Sox celebrate, how about not letting them beat you? Also, isn't Tejada going to leave Chokeland anyway.

    Originally posted by drjayphd

    oh, have we ever smacked the shit out of the Yanks this season.


Actually, NO you haven't. From what I've seen the Yankees were 10-9 this year against Boston. Boston won a few blowouts, but lets not get carried away. The Yankees won the division and Boston didn't.

Only now that Kim's out for the series, Boston has a much better shot.
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#22 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.30
    Originally posted by wordlife
      Originally posted by The Thrill
      [sarcasm] And a big ol' "attaboy" [/sarcasm] to the Oakland fan in the green A's jersey and orange visor applauding the injury to the two BoSox after that HORRIBLE outfield collision, and ragging on the guy who actually made it back to the bench, instead of Damon getting the ambulance ride. Man, I hope he's OK.

      Raider Fan Lite. *rolls eyes* What a no-class piece of trash. Well, you've choked another postseason-series-clinching game away...go put on your silver-&-black face paint and your little spiked shoulder pads, you jerks.

      Man, my heart was in my throat for, like, 4 innings. Playoff baseball will be the death of me...but whatta ride. Go Sox!


    Did you see what the cops did to that piece of shit? Even my mom (who is a huge pacifist) said good that little shit deserved it. Here he is now:

    http://www.bostondirtdogs.com/2003/images/OAfan_10.6.jpg

    The news was great this morning here in Boston, did anyone catch the 6am news on channel 5, they actually showed some girl flashing in front of Jillian's after the game(and they forgot to bleep out the boobs) ahhhh what a great way to start the day

    (edited by wordlife on 7.10.03 0512)






The girl flashing still doesn't top the 5 minutes of Al Nipper full frontal nudity on Channel 5 back in '86. One of the funniest moments in Boston sports history.
Now, a few thoughts:
First, since we beat Oakland, when is the spaceship being delievered? Menino said the night the Red Sox won the Wild Card we'd get a spaceship for beating the A's, so where the hell is the spaceship.
Regarding Manny: It was stupid because the ball barely cleared the fence. But, to hear the FOX announcers (especially Lyons of all people, gee, he didn't make a career out of being me,me,me), you'd think they'd never seen that every time St. Barry Bonds hit a ball.
Regarding Tejada: Win a series against someone, then maybe your opinion means something. 0-9 in series clinchers means be quiet.
Regarding the Yankees series: I said it initially, should be an all time classic. I'd like to amend my initial theory that Clemens gets bombed in Game 7, giving up 8 in 1 and 2/3. I'd like to add on he then begins to throw feces in the dugout and all over himself after getting pulled. I guess FOX gets a nice Sunday package in New York and New England, with Pats/Big Blue at 1, Cubs/Marlins followed by Red Sox/Yankees in prime time. I think they have the northeast corridor held hostage for the day.




Where's the spaceship? The Mayor promised a spaceship if we beat the A's, and I want my spaceship.
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#23 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.99
As far as Manny goes, I am sure Clemens would put one in his ear if he did that shit in Yankee stadium. I always hated the little "stand there and watch it sail" bullshit. Then the fox guys were talking about how it was low class, well, heres a fucking clue for them, stop calling game winners WALK OFF homers. That phrases pisses me off to no end. Is GAME WINNING homer that hard to say?

Oh, Yankees in 6.
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#24 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.00
One question- do the A's have an official mascot, or was that just some guy in an ELEPHANT COSTUME?! I've watched a couple A's games over the years and I can't remember them having a mascot.

I thought he was the mascot, but he was just sitting there and not doing mascot-y kind of stuff. Have to wonder if he's just an eccentric fan. If so, then I'm impressed... guy has his own Plush Giant Elephant Costume. Beat THAT.



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#25 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.29
    Originally posted by estragand
    One question- do the A's have an official mascot, or was that just some guy in an ELEPHANT COSTUME?! I've watched a couple A's games over the years and I can't remember them having a mascot.


Nope, that's a mascot. The team was referred to as the Philadelphia White Elephants back in the day, and they resurrected the elephant ca. 88 or so. Incidentally:





2003 WORLD SERIES(like I said it would be all along)



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#26 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.98
    Originally posted by PalpatineW
    Get ready to suck my red and blue Boston dick, you front-running Yankee bitches.

    Next stop NY, motherfuckers.


That may be the most offensive post I've ever read. I LOVE it!!! Still, next stop? No, darling, LAST stop.

Yanks in 6.



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#27 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.00
    Originally posted by timdrake
      Originally posted by calvinh0560
        Originally posted by Reverend J Shaft

        That all said, Manny Ramirez is a classless piece of sh*t. If I was anyone of the A's I would've kicked him in the nuts, ripped his head off and sh*t down his neck. Try that in the Bronx and see if you wake up the following morning, asswipe.




      Oh bullshit. Bonds walks alot more on meaningless homeruns in the middle of April. Sosa does his little hop skip & a jump when he hits a deep fly ball. This was a game breaking (a the time) HR. I think the A's should learn to win playoff series before they get pissed about what someone does when they hit a homerun.


    Exactly. Manny watching his homer is no different than Bonds watching his. Plus, I think it was more Manny celebrating the fact that he finally made a meaningful hit than rubbing it in Oakland's face (but I'm also not naive enough to think he wasn't doing that just a bit).
    Otherwise, that was a unfuckingbelieveable game. The Sox never make it easy on us and I was barely breathing for much of the bottom of the ninth. I take bad every bad thing I've ever said about Lowe, because he delivered in a huge way tonight.


    Originally posted by calvinh0560
      Originally posted by calvinh0560
        Get ready to suck my red and blue Boston dick, you front-running Yankee bitches.

        Next stop NY, motherfuckers.


      Fine, you Sox fans win. Everyone else is evil, and the Sox are the darlings of the world. Manny is fine for preening after his homers. The Oakland fan is the anti-Christ for yelling at Jackson after the collision and all "Yankee bitches" can "can suck [Palpatine's] red and blue Boston dick."

      See, this is the reason I'm rooting for the Yankees to win (and I HATE the Yankees). I never said Bonds or Sosa or anyone else is justified in doing their acts either. I have no problem with celebrating, either, just don't make all celebrations the in-your-face mf'er type like it seemed with Manny in the middle of the freaking 6th inning."

      By the way, I suppose none of this is true either. But if it is, I'm SURE the Sox were justified or somehow it wasn't as bad.

      Man, I don't want to be a Yankees fan, but sheesh... . I just hope Sox fans are ready to take it just as bad if they happen to lose.
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#28 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.00
Yehah, I knew the elephant symbol was a longtime part of the old timey A's, but that's the first time I had ever seen someone in the mascot outfit.

And if you're like me, and I know I am, you're dying for the additional info I've found:
http://oakland.athletics.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/oak/community/oak_kids_stomper.jsp

..and now we know!



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#29 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.73
    Originally posted by PalpatineW
    Get ready to suck my red and blue Boston dick, you front-running Yankee bitches.

    Next stop NY, motherfuckers.


Front-running? Sir, you have no idea what you're talking about. I'd go into my whole thing about how I've been rooting for the Yanks since the 80's, but that never goes anywhere when I'm dealing with Sox fans. It's always "suck this" and "bitch that" and whatever else.

God, I hate it when people think that just 'cuz you're a Yankee fan, you've only been watching since '96 or '98. When I hear or see something like that, I start swingin.'



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Jakegnosis
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#30 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.91
    Originally posted by Reverend J Shaft
    Fine, you Sox fans win. Everyone else is evil, and the Sox are the darlings of the world. Manny is fine for preening after his homers. The Oakland fan is the anti-Christ for yelling at Jackson after the collision and all "Yankee bitches" can "can suck [Palpatine's] red and blue Boston dick."

    Thank you.

    It's about time people recognized that the Red Sox are the shit.




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#31 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.00
It's like Thom turns heel when he's on FOX and Psycho becomes his Lawler...

rather pedestrian stuff from Manny, and barely a crotch chop from Lowe, sounds like more whining to me.

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#32 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.90
The more I get to see the Red Sox, the more annoyed I get by them. I laugh how they are portraying themselves as the "People Team" and the Yankees as the 135 Million Dollar empire... Come on Red Sox you are 105 Million Dollar payroll, you are hardly a team that relates to the people.

Manny is the most annoying player in baseball "Now HE Cares". Well he can't puss his way out playing the Yankees now unlike he did in the season.

Thanks a lot RedSox, you forced me to actually cheer the Yankees. I feel rotten

Yanks in 6





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#33 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.87
I just read on espn.com that Manny hurt his wrist jerking off last night, thinking about his home run, so he is going to sit out the entire series...

Also, MSNBC is reporting that Lucchino didn't give Pedro a happy ending the night before last in their "private celebration", so Pedro says he will pitch 2 innings of game five and thats it.

And I also just read on CNNSI that Mia Hamm is doing a few appearances this week on Nick's U-Pick-Live, so Nomar will miss the first three games to go watch her.


You go, girls!




Yanks in 5 (Roger loses his one game, of course).



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#34 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.91
Oh, yeah, we jobbed HARD tonight!

Oh, wait. That's right. Red Sox win by three. Oops.



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#35 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
Its still early. NY is not done yet. I cant see how this series does not go 7. But that being said Wakefield was unhittable tonight. What a great game.

To steal a line from Bourque Mission 7W.
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#36 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.00
The Yankees are not a $135M empire. They are a $180M collection of chumps and miscreants.

Where was Jeter's vaunted defense tonight as ball after ball slipped under his glove? You can be sure he takes better care with Joe Torre's balls.

You're all just jealous that we don't have a castrating ownership that prohibits players from - gasp! - wearing facial hair. (Clearly Steinbrenner has a thing for small boys and as such prefers his players as youthful as possible.) You can take your snappy suits and self-important aura, along with the media fellation and Yankee mystique, and stick 'em right back in your pocket. I rather enjoy rooting for a bunch of "gritty, blue-collar dirt bags." (tm Kevin Millar).

And the only reason Derek Jeter doesn't hurt himself jerking off is that Tim McCarver is down there on his knees taking care of business for him.

I shall leave deducing the source of Don Zimmer's hemorrhoids as an exercise to the reader.



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#37 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.54
God bless this thread. Nothing beats BoSox and Yankees fans going at it.



I wonder why Stomper cut off his diary in July. Perhaps his next two posts were alcohol-fueled diatribes about showing women his trunk, and thus were deleted by the CRZ of the A's website.


/edit I saved the tables again! Yay me! -Jag

(edited by Jaguar on 9.10.03 0526)


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#38 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.26
    Originally posted by PalpatineW
    The Yankees are not a $135M empire. They are a $180M collection of chumps and miscreants.

    Where was Jeter's vaunted defense tonight as ball after ball slipped under his glove? You can be sure he takes better care with Joe Torre's balls.

    You're all just jealous that we don't have a castrating ownership that prohibits players from - gasp! - wearing facial hair. (Clearly Steinbrenner has a thing for small boys and as such prefers his players as youthful as possible.) You can take your snappy suits and self-important aura, along with the media fellation and Yankee mystique, and stick 'em right back in your pocket. I rather enjoy rooting for a bunch of "gritty, blue-collar dirt bags." (tm Kevin Millar).

    And the only reason Derek Jeter doesn't hurt himself jerking off is that Tim McCarver is down there on his knees taking care of business for him.

    I shall leave deducing the source of Don Zimmer's hemorrhoids as an exercise to the reader.


This is the funniest thing I have ever read. If the Sox win this series, someone has to kidnap George Steinbrenner and shave him bald. Take my word: If Derek Lowe can beat the Yanks tomorrow, the Sox win this series at Fenway. Maybe not a sweep, but definitely at Fenway.

Oh, and somebody broke the table-thingy. Methinks 'twas Big Bad, nut Palpatine's ramblings could be the cause.

(edited by gugs on 10.10.03 2253)


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#39 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
An open request to Yankee fans:

PLEASE STOP TOUCHING BALLS THAT ARE IN PLAY.
JEFFREY MAIER WASN'T FUNNY AND NEITHER ARE YOU.

Thank you,
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#40 Posted on
    Originally posted by PalpatineW
    Where was Jeter's vaunted defense tonight as ball after ball slipped under his glove?


You know, from reading that quote, you make it sound like it was a routine play that Jeter made an error on. Except it didn't happen like that did it?

Do me a favor Palp, call this series right now. Say it's a sweep, say it's over after the first game and the Sox dominate the Yanks in four.
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