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cranlsn
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Since: 18.3.02
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Did anyone catch the "highlights" of last night's Brewers game? Or was it just local for me?

I woke up to it this morning...while I was eating breakfast unfortunately!

For those that didn't see it, Jenkins "Theisman'd" himself. It was just gross...turns out he "only" dislocated it. I would've sworn it was a clean break from the angle.

Anyhow...later in the game Alex Sanchez hurts his wrist and knee...man, the crew could'nt BUY luck this year...even if they had the money.
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Ah, TSN at 2am. I was watching World Cup...and during the break they showed the "Breaking News" get it? Breaking? HUH? HUH?

Ah, it's a dead crowd...

Still, real sick stuff.



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wouldn't you more accurately say that he got "moises alou-ed" ?

fortunately,I haven't seen it yet.

An old college roommate of mine actually kept those kind of things on a video, including Alou, Theisman and Clint Malarchuk.



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Since: 3.1.02
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I went to third grade with Clint Malarchuk's daughter Kelly. As I remember...she was kind of hot...for a nine year old. (I WAS A NINE YEAR OLD BACK THEN, too)



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[the immigrants moan]
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cranlsn
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Since: 18.3.02
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#5 Posted on

    Originally posted by odessasteps

    wouldn't you more accurately say that he got "moises alou-ed" ?



Well...I COULD have said that, but it just didn't have the same flow. I could have also said he "Vicious'd" himself as well...or any other vomit inducing injury I could find.

In any case, the Brewers actually WON again tonight...who knows...if we maim or hobble a few more of our best hitters we might actually have a team! ***sigh***

At least we've got the All Star Game...

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    Originally posted by cranlsn
    At least we've got the All Star Game...

Assuming the player's union doesn't boycott it.



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#7 Posted on

    Originally posted by Mr. Boffo

      Originally posted by cranlsn
      At least we've got the All Star Game...

    Assuming the player's union doesn't boycott it.



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Yeah, I was thinking that when I saw the injury, cranlsn. It was dangling and all, too... It was dislocated with some torn ligaments... eww.
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I was watching that game live - I think they edited out all the really fun close-ups where Jenkins' leg was going one way and his ankle was just kind of hanging in another direction entirely; it was quite sick, nearly lost my dinner at that.

However, I think the best moment of that game was when Jenkins' replacement, Alex Sanchez, injured himself in the 4th inning. Although I feel sorry for both of them, that just reeks of unintentional (bad) humor more than anything I've seen in a while





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