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#21 Posted on
Whoever made the Jack In The Box comment, maybe you're assuming Spike could kick our asses cause we're fat/out of shape. The fact of the matter is that I'm in my 20's and in great shape. I'm not trained to kill people, but that doesn't mean I can't hold my own in a fight - I can pretty much guarantee that I'd demolish Spike Dudley LoL. Sure, he's got a high pain threshold, but just cause somebody is "tough", doesn't mean you still can't whoop them better than they can whoop you.

PS - the Droz comments aren't too funny, guys.

(edited by FurryHippie on 6.1.03 1356)
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Since: 6.1.02
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#22 Posted on
My list of people I could kick the crap out of is...

Stacey Kiebler (Yeah she has long legs but you can also break them like twigs)
Trish Stratus
Torrie Wilson
Stephanie McMahon
Dawn Marie
Terri
AL Wilson


So as you can see, i'm a real tough guy.



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#23 Posted on

    Originally posted by oldschoolhero
    "How is Shawn Michaels not on this list? coughSyracusecough."

    Yeah, 'coz it's not like he got jumped by five guys or anything! Oh, wait...






If a legit psycho like Piper is on the list, that means no one should take it seriously. However, if he's on it, you have to put Michaels on it since he took one of the most famous outside of the ring beatings in the last decade in wrestling.



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#24 Posted on
'Wrestlers' I could probably kick the shit out of:

1. Booker T Midget
2. Mae Young
3. David Arquette

Not an extensive array I'll grant you, but there was a time that beating one of these would have earned me my own shiny little world title.

edit: for spelling of all things. I really need to get out more

(edited by dMr on 6.1.03 2255)


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#25 Posted on
On a serious note though, this thread does prove why wrestling does need some jacked up guys who you know could kick your ass. If I had to fight Shannon Moore or Spike, I would do it, if I had to fight middle range guys like D'Von or Dreamer, I would get my ass kicked most likely (and I do consider myself a good fighter and have gotten in post high school fights), but if I EVER had to fight Brock Lesnar or Bautista.... I would probably resemble Jim Carrey hunched in the bathroom corner crying while Sea Bass is ready to rape him.



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#26 Posted on
Another thing to remember about the cruiserweights is that most of them are still over 200lbs, which in the real world makes them pretty big lads. I mean, if they were boxers or fighting in UFC or Pride, they would be in the heavyweight division. Even Rey weighs in at about 175lbs, doesn't he? Which would make him a light-heavyweight, rather than a lightweight, in UFC at least.
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#27 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.02
Remember, that's "WWF" weight, which is similar to Charles Barkley being listed at 6'6" or Allan Iverson at 6'1"

How did I forget David Arquette and Al Wilson on my list?



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#28 Posted on

    Originally posted by MoeGates
    Remember, that's "WWF" weight, which is similar to Charles Barkley being listed at 6'6" or Allan Iverson at 6'1"

    How did I forget David Arquette and Al Wilson on my list?



Yeah, that's true - but still, most wrestlers are abnormally large human beings, even the wee ones. Remember when Tyson joined DX? Shawn Michaels actually looked bigger than him.
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#29 Posted on

    Originally posted by FurryHippie
    Whoever made the Jack In The Box comment, maybe you're assuming Spike could kick our asses cause we're fat/out of shape. The fact of the matter is that I'm in my 20's and in great shape. I'm not trained to kill people, but that doesn't mean I can't hold my own in a fight - I can pretty much guarantee that I'd demolish Spike Dudley LoL. Sure, he's got a high pain threshold, but just cause somebody is "tough", doesn't mean you still can't whoop them better than they can whoop you.

    PS - the Droz comments aren't too funny, guys.

    (edited by FurryHippie on 6.1.03 1356)



No, I'm assuming that Spike could kick your ass because where as we may THINK we're in good shape, he actually is...

Think about it, these guys work out...ALL the time. Most regular people who consider themselves "in shape" maybe work out 3-5 times a week...In the WWE, you'd be considered a slouch at that rate.

These guys are constantly hitting each other, bumping into things and falling on all parts of their body. They are tough. Do you really think that you could hit Spike hard enough to lay him out? That boy is used to guys that are usually twice his size throwing him around...And sometimes they are 3 times his size.

"...but just cause somebody is "tough", doesn't mean you still can't whoop them better than they can whoop you." Technically true, but not damn likely.



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#30 Posted on

    Originally posted by ThreepMe

      Originally posted by FurryHippie
      Whoever made the Jack In The Box comment, maybe you're assuming Spike could kick our asses cause we're fat/out of shape. The fact of the matter is that I'm in my 20's and in great shape. I'm not trained to kill people, but that doesn't mean I can't hold my own in a fight - I can pretty much guarantee that I'd demolish Spike Dudley LoL. Sure, he's got a high pain threshold, but just cause somebody is "tough", doesn't mean you still can't whoop them better than they can whoop you.

      PS - the Droz comments aren't too funny, guys.

      (edited by FurryHippie on 6.1.03 1356)



    No, I'm assuming that Spike could kick your ass because where as we may THINK we're in good shape, he actually is...

    Think about it, these guys work out...ALL the time. Most regular people who consider themselves "in shape" maybe work out 3-5 times a week...In the WWE, you'd be considered a slouch at that rate.

    These guys are constantly hitting each other, bumping into things and falling on all parts of their body. They are tough. Do you really think that you could hit Spike hard enough to lay him out? That boy is used to guys that are usually twice his size throwing him around...And sometimes they are 3 times his size.

    "...but just cause somebody is "tough", doesn't mean you still can't whoop them better than they can whoop you." Technically true, but not damn likely.



I think what we can get out of all this is that we now have a RAW main event for WrestleMania -


-- SPIKE DUDLEY vs. FURRYHIPPIE --

Get your tickets NOW!
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#31 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.87
Hey, I honestly think I would be able to kick Paul Bearer's ass....would that count?



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#32 Posted on
I don't think I would be able to put up much of a fight against any pro, but I really would like to take a shot at Waltman...it would just feel soooo good to beat an apology out of him for these past few years...



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#33 Posted on
I'll lose, but I'll go ahead and take the match vs Daffney anyway for personal reasons



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#34 Posted on | Instant Rating: 10.00
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If I had to pick an opponent I'd probably fight Funaki, but knowing my luck he'd bust out some never-before-seen crazy martial arts and that would make for a short fight. It would probably be better to fight somebody like Trish Stratus, cuz win or lose you can always say "I got to feel up Trish Stratus" (well in a technical sense).



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#35 Posted on
I know someone's ass I'd LIKE to kick a LOT of the time would be That damn Good Ol' JR baugh gawd! He might be a hoss in disguise, but for the love of GAWD I'd make him broken in half!



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#36 Posted on

    Originally posted by FurryHippie
    Whoever made the Jack In The Box comment, maybe you're assuming Spike could kick our asses cause we're fat/out of shape. The fact of the matter is that I'm in my 20's and in great shape. I'm not trained to kill people, but that doesn't mean I can't hold my own in a fight - I can pretty much guarantee that I'd demolish Spike Dudley LoL. Sure, he's got a high pain threshold, but just cause somebody is "tough", doesn't mean you still can't whoop them better than they can whoop you.

    PS - the Droz comments aren't too funny, guys.

    (edited by FurryHippie on 6.1.03 1356)



All hero fantasies aside, no one who posts "LOL" on an internet message board would stand much of a chance against a trained pro-wrestler with the pain threshold of Spike Dudley.

ps. It's funny how everyone on the net always 6'6, 250 of muscle.


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#37 Posted on
I may not be a huge mass of muscle, but I am pretty sure I could take on a lot of wrestlers in a fight- mostly because I fight very dirty and have no problem causing permenant damage to wonderful weakspots (that everyone has) like knees....
And what does the use of an accepted acronym like LOL have anything to do with how tough you are?



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#38 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.74

    Originally posted by Quezzy
    Stacey Kiebler
    Trish Stratus
    Torrie Wilson
    Stephanie McMahon
    Dawn Marie
    Terri
    AL Wilson



With the exception of one of these, I would gladly get into a fight with any of them; I think every guy needs a good beating by a woman every once in in a while. Use the riding crop, it hardly ever leaves marks when used the right way.





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#39 Posted on

    Originally posted by Tribal Prophet

      Originally posted by FurryHippie
      Whoever made the Jack In The Box comment, maybe you're assuming Spike could kick our asses cause we're fat/out of shape. The fact of the matter is that I'm in my 20's and in great shape. I'm not trained to kill people, but that doesn't mean I can't hold my own in a fight - I can pretty much guarantee that I'd demolish Spike Dudley LoL. Sure, he's got a high pain threshold, but just cause somebody is "tough", doesn't mean you still can't whoop them better than they can whoop you.

      PS - the Droz comments aren't too funny, guys.

      (edited by FurryHippie on 6.1.03 1356)



    All hero fantasies aside, no one who posts "LOL" on an internet message board would stand much of a chance against a trained pro-wrestler with the pain threshold of Spike Dudley.

    ps. It's funny how everyone on the net always 6'6, 250 of muscle.


    Tribal Prophet




People who write 'LoL' don't stand a chance against Spike Dudley in a fight? I think the idiocy of that one speaks for itself...

6'6'', 250 lbs of muscle? I never said I was the Incredible Hulk. I said I'm 20 and in great shape - I'm 5'10'' and weigh 170 lbs.

SPIKE DUDLEY vs. FURRYHIPPIE - more hyped than HHH/JERICHO - It's true -





WrestleMania XIX - Raw Main Event - Who is toughest??

*** SPIKE DUDLEY vs. FURRYHIPPIE ***

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#40 Posted on
I dont think I can kick a lot of ass considering i'm 14, but I think I can beat up Sean Mooney, Tod Pentigal,and for sure Michael Cole. And with some work I could beat up Jeff Hardy and Shannon Moore.
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