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Since: 2.12.02

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#1 Posted on
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Top Ten Pro Wrestlers I知 Pretty Sure I Could Kick the Shit Out Of

10) Christian
9) Shannon Moore
8) Jeff Hardy
7) Roddy Piper
6) Spike Duddley
5) Maven
4) Chyna (after watching her on 鼎elebrity Boxing)
3) Sean Waltman
2) Rey Mysterio
1) Ric Flair




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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.02
Roddy Piper?



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Since: 13.7.02
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#3 Posted on
I don't know... Roddy Piper scares me in many, many ways.
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Since: 2.1.02
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#4 Posted on
I'll third the surprise at Piper being on the list. According to wrestling lore he's actually a real badass.
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Since: 20.1.02
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#5 Posted on
I would actually try to get on Piper's GOOD side.

But as for wrestlers easily beatable:

- Crash
- Nunzio
- hell, ANY cruiserweight.



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Since: 17.3.02

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#6 Posted on
Hell, I'm surprised to see Spike Dudley on the list. Which wrestler was it who said that, in the event of a barroom brawl, they would rather have Spike backing them up than anyone else?

Rey is the other surprise. I don't know how ripped you may be, but Rey seems to actually have some decent muscle on him.

For my picks, swap out Piper, Spike, and Rey for Kevin Nash, Shawn Michaels, and Goldust. Oh, and Brock Lesnar.
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Since: 29.10.02
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#7 Posted on
    Originally posted by Tod deKindes
    I would actually try to get on Piper's GOOD side.

    But as for wrestlers easily beatable:

    - Crash
    - Nunzio
    - hell, ANY cruiserweight.



Whoa whoa whoaaaa....You could kick Guido's ass? He may be small, but the dude's in amazing shape and can definitely tie you in knots, 100 different ways. He's a true grappler, I wouldn't wanna have to fight him.

How come nobody has mentioned.....

SPIKE DUDLEY!?!?!


Edit - Dar you guys snuck those posts in before me =) Still, Spike is a joke. I could definitely kill him with my bare hands. LoL

(edited by FurryHippie on 6.1.03 1028)
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Since: 31.10.02
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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.36
Also, I don't think I would want to piss off Flair. Yes he is old and not in the best of shape, but you gotta figure he has some tricks up his sleeve to deal with the occasional jackass who tries to pick a fight...



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#9 Posted on
How is Shawn Michaels not on this list? coughSyracusecough. And of course, even though he is big, its not difficult to outsmart Sid in a fight. That, and I think Droz could be taken out in a legit fight.



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Since: 12.10.02
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#10 Posted on
I'm pretty sure Flair could handle himself against a normal man. All those years of womanizing had to get him into a few scraps. Be Fair to Flair, damnit!

Roddy Piper is one insanely coked out human being. I wouldn't want to get anywhere near him.

Sean Waltman is a fairly accomplished martial artist, so I wouldn't be too keen on getting into a fight with him.

Just looking at the punishment these guys take night in and night out, you've gotta have a pretty good deal of toughness to begin with.

And sometimes, the smaller, unsuspecting guys are the guys that might really be able to kick your ass. They're used to people trying to pick on them because of their size.
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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
Honestly, I wouldn't be so quick to want to screw around with Spike. This is someone with an extraordinarily high pain threshold, who's used to being tossed around and through things for a living... he may well take your best shot and get back up, mad as hell. Sometimes it's the wiry scrappers that you have to watch out for.

If I had to pick one, I might go with Billy Kidman.





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Since: 2.1.02
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#12 Posted on
"How is Shawn Michaels not on this list? coughSyracusecough."

Yeah, 'coz it's not like he got jumped by five guys or anything! Oh, wait...
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Since: 3.1.02
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#13 Posted on
I seem to recall a thread a while ago about legit tough guys, and supposedly no less than Lou Thesz said that Christian was legit tough. If true, I would *definitely* scratch Christian off that list.




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Since: 6.1.02
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#14 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.02
10 wrestlers I'm pretty sure I could kick the shit out of:

Mae Young
The Booker T midget
Fabulous Moolah
Stacy Kiebler
Michael Cole
Howard Finkle
Dynamite Kid
Droz
Brian Pillman
Classy Freddie Blassy

Honestly guys, unless you happen to actually get in a fight and kick some ass on occasion (that means sometime after you've graduated high school), you're all just seriously deluding yourselves if you add anyone else to this list.




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Since: 12.10.02
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#15 Posted on
I dunno, I wouldn't mess with Mae Young. Nothing worse then potentially getting your ass kicked by a 200 year old woman. :)
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Since: 21.1.02
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#16 Posted on

    Originally posted by MoeGates
    10 wrestlers I'm pretty sure I could kick the shit out of:

    Mae Young
    The Booker T midget
    Fabulous Moolah
    Stacy Kiebler
    Michael Cole
    Howard Finkle
    Dynamite Kid
    Droz
    Brian Pillman
    Classy Freddie Blassy

    Honestly guys, unless you happen to actually get in a fight and kick some ass on occasion (that means sometime after you've graduated high school), you're all just seriously deluding yourselves if you add anyone else to this list.



Even if its Todd Pettingill?


Seriously though, you're right on Moe...



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Since: 15.2.02
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#17 Posted on
With the amount of training the "average" pro wrestler goes through, they are all in better shape than all of us by leaps and bounds.

And they all are tougher than any of us (unless you are a professional martial artist and are used to getting the crap kicked out of you day in and day out).

Hell, all any of them have to do is let you hit them a few times (and they all can take legit hits), let you wear yourself out (because you have hit the Jack In The Box too much), then they pummel you.

Then imagine if they've actually learned some real wrestling in the years they spent studying things like leverage, positioning, and form.

Seriously, unless you are a trained and seasoned fighter, you don't really stand a chance against even Spike or Shannon, let alone someone like Brock or Angle.



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Since: 1.8.02
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#18 Posted on

    Originally posted by MoeGates
    10 wrestlers I'm pretty sure I could kick the shit out of:

    Mae Young
    The Booker T midget
    Fabulous Moolah
    Stacy Kiebler
    Michael Cole
    Howard Finkle
    Dynamite Kid
    Droz
    Brian Pillman
    Classy Freddie Blassy

    Honestly guys, unless you happen to actually get in a fight and kick some ass on occasion (that means sometime after you've graduated high school), you're all just seriously deluding yourselves if you add anyone else to this list.

Now that's a much closer list. Couple of additional considerations though:
  • Droz: that would be disregarding the fact that the entire WWE locker room (plus pretty much everyone else in the wrestling universe) would turn into hamburger anybody who tried such a thing
  • Stacy Kiebler: Do not underestimate someone who can stand 3 feet away from you, well out of reach, & repeatedly kick you in the head. (There were 2 people at my karate school who were like that, & we were the only ones who had a clue how to fight each other.)
  • Michael Cole: He's been working out! I dunno... :-)
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    Since: 17.3.02
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    #19 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.00
    Yeah, Moe is dead on with this... I would not fuck with a pro wrestler. And Shawn Michales? Besides the fact that it was 5 guys, if anyone knows anything about the Syracuse area, there's a group of guys called the "Bombers" who are fuckin jacked and go to hardcore shows just to get into fights. Five of them could easly kick anyone's ass. So cut Michaels a break.



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    #20 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.95
    I've heard from friends who are fairly experienced fighters that it's tough for anyone to take on 3 or more guys in a fight. Especially if you're a wrestler with a gay stripper gimmick.



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