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Spaceman Spiff

Since: 2.1.02
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Inspired by a car I saw exiting my office park on Monday & today. I can't believe it made it past whoever it is whose job it is at the PA DOT to OK/decline vanity license plates. Kind of juvenile, I suppose, but I did get a pretty good laugh from seeing it. Anyway, it read:

8UTT 53X

Can somebody top that one? Go!

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Since: 11.5.03
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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.19
During my younger days, I had a personalized plate that read: HVY MTL 1

I also had a buddy that had FU Q2 on his plate.

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Shem the Penman

Since: 16.1.02
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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.35
Years ago, I saw a car with a plate that read XY XY XX. I stared at it for a couple minutes before realizing: two boys and a girl.

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Head cheese

Since: 22.7.05
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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.61
I haven't seen it but during the New Age Outlaws run in WWF, I wanted to get one that said


Now I want one that says either WHOOOOO or KAYFABE
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Since: 21.11.02
From: Williston Park, NY

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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.50
Of course, nothing tops ASSMAN from Seinfeld!

"Hey Assman!"

"So YOU'RE the Assman"

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Since: 26.3.03
From: Glendale, CA

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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.42
A buddy of mine always used to tell the story of a girl in his high school named Whitney. Apparently she wanted her license plate to say something along the lines of "I'm Whitney's", but the only way she could do it was...IMWTNEZ.

And she could never figure out why people thought she was wet and easy.

It's probably just a story, as the guy was, shall we say, creative, but it's hilarious if it's true.

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Mr. Boffo

Since: 24.3.02
From: Oshkosh, WI

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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.12
Not one I saw in person, of course, but a very well known license plate (not a vanity plate either):

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Deacon Jim

Since: 11.12.03
From: Dallas, TX

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My current plate is 666 xxx (xxx changed to protect the innocent). I have had this car for less than a year and it has had more trouble any other car I have ever owned. It is currently in the body shop because someone plowed into it in a parking lot. this was the second hit and run on this car.

It is supposed to get out of the shop tomorrow. I like it because it is easy to remember, however my wife says that she will pick it up and immediately go to the DMV to get a new number. We'll see if she follows through. I'm much too lazy to take car of it, but it is weird that trouble follows it around.

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Since: 2.1.02
From: Seattle, WA

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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.44
My favorite one ever: IH8MYEX.

The other day I saw one that said LSNSPLT.

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Boudin rouge

Since: 30.1.02
From: South Georgia

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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.95
I had a physics professor who specialized in the study of light and his license plate read PHOTON and that's the best I've got. The rest I've seen are all somebody's name or stupid things like MY TOY or MINE.

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Since: 9.12.01
From: Bay City, OR

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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.81
I had a professor at UCSD who used to have the license plate OPIATE. He used it in his presentation slides and mentioned he would get pulled over all the time due to it.

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Lap cheong

Since: 2.1.02
From: Oconomowoc, WI

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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.68
I started a thread around here once on this topic, because I saw a plate around here that read


I wondered if there was a "W" doing some post grad work on our beloved dictator.
Head cheese

Since: 23.1.02
From: Maine

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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.49
I saw this one yesterday:

....took me a minute.

Oops....switched letters

(edited by RecklessEric on 25.7.06 0525)


Since: 7.11.02
From: Dallas, TX

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#14 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.73
    Originally posted by RecklessEric
    I saw this one yesterday:

    ....took me a minute.

I think it means someone was socially promoted in third grade (or whenever we learned Roman numerals). Either that or someone has some sort of weird connection with the number 49.

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Since: 13.2.02
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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.92
The wierdest one I ever saw was in Ontario somewhere on a Porsche 911 that read:


I mean, even if he's an ObGyn does he really need to put it on his friggin' license plate.

And if he's not an ObGyn...*shudder*

Since: 28.4.02
From: Pittsburgh, PA

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#16 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05
I've heard stories of one reading "T1HZTA3" that snuck through the cracks because the DMV didn't realize what would happen to it in the rear-view mirror.

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#17 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.04
    Originally posted by OlFuzzyBastard
    I've heard stories of one reading "T1HZTA3" that snuck through the cracks because the DMV didn't realize what would happen to it in the rear-view mirror.
I've heard the same stories about "3MTA3"...

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Since: 16.10.02
From: Connecticut

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#18 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.66
Seen on a new minivan:


Made me laugh. It was like their apology to the world for caving in and buying a minivan (something I'll probably end up with myself with two kids).

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Since: 3.10.02
From: Right side of the tracks

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#19 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.94
The optomitrist that is next to my office has plates that read CME2C.

Since: 2.1.02
From: MD, USA

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#20 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.58

When in charlotte last month, I saw this plate:


Funny that NC lets you put punctuation on plates.

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