Inspired by a car I saw exiting my office park on Monday & today. I can't believe it made it past whoever it is whose job it is at the PA DOT to OK/decline vanity license plates. Kind of juvenile, I suppose, but I did get a pretty good laugh from seeing it. Anyway, it read:
Years ago, I saw a car with a plate that read XY XY XX. I stared at it for a couple minutes before realizing: two boys and a girl.
"I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees." -- George W. Bush, Good Morning America, September 1, 2005
"President Washington, President Lincoln, President Wilson, President Roosevelt have all authorized electronic surveillance on a far broader scale." -- Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, February 6, 2006
I haven't seen it but during the New Age Outlaws run in WWF, I wanted to get one that said
Now I want one that says either WHOOOOO or KAYFABE
www.oklafan.com Big Show: Why is he getting the Intercontinental Title shot and not me? RVD: Ahhh...maybe 'cause you're a tool. Big Show: Look. I am 7'2". I am 500 pounds. I'm a giant. RVD: Oh ok. You're a giant tool.
A buddy of mine always used to tell the story of a girl in his high school named Whitney. Apparently she wanted her license plate to say something along the lines of "I'm Whitney's", but the only way she could do it was...IMWTNEZ.
And she could never figure out why people thought she was wet and easy.
It's probably just a story, as the guy was, shall we say, creative, but it's hilarious if it's true.
In the real world, WWE believes that no matter what our race, religious creed or ethnic background in America, we all share the common bond of being Americans. American-Arabs are a part of the fabric of America, and they should be embraced by all of us.
My current plate is 666 xxx (xxx changed to protect the innocent). I have had this car for less than a year and it has had more trouble any other car I have ever owned. It is currently in the body shop because someone plowed into it in a parking lot. this was the second hit and run on this car.
It is supposed to get out of the shop tomorrow. I like it because it is easy to remember, however my wife says that she will pick it up and immediately go to the DMV to get a new number. We'll see if she follows through. I'm much too lazy to take car of it, but it is weird that trouble follows it around.
I had a physics professor who specialized in the study of light and his license plate read PHOTON and that's the best I've got. The rest I've seen are all somebody's name or stupid things like MY TOY or MINE.
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." --Rick Cook
That always works like a charm for me. If the History Channel has something too interesting for me, there is always National Geographic, Biography or Discovery with something of just the right level of moderate interest.