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Since: 13.7.02
From: Austin

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#1 Posted on
The show isn't even over, and yet I've already decided on this week's funniest Raw moment:

Victoria destroying the candy cane. First it's seductive, then she bites the hell out of it and spits it out. I'm telling you, this woman is on fire. Definite Women's Rookie of the Year. (I'd give her overall Rook, but Brock's been around...)
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Since: 9.7.02
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#2 Posted on
Are you sure you've decided? Jim Ross being raised by the Dudleyz was pretty damn funny.

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Since: 19.3.02
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#3 Posted on

    Originally posted by gugs
    Are you sure you've decided? Jim Ross being raised by the Dudleyz was pretty damn funny.

It would only be funny retro-actively if Bubba or D-Von wrote a column at in a few days complaining about his weight.

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Since: 4.11.02
From: Winchester, VA

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#4 Posted on
Personally, I enjoyed Bischoff's and Morely's commentary. Bischoff could make a great color man, if you ask me. I wouldn't be hurt at all with him meddling with JR and King every week. Unfortunately I don't see how they could do it logically (I know, logic on Raw...ha ha ha).


Since: 12.12.01
From: Houston, Texas

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#5 Posted on
Bischoff is great as a color man. I'm totally in favor of a three-man booth for Raw, as it would give it a little distinction from Smackdown. And yes, I do understand that Raw completely SUCKING most of the time makes it different from Smackdown, but you get the picture...

Since: 12.10.02
From: Canada

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#6 Posted on
At the start of the match did Morley say something like, "We're ready to rock'n'roll and hoochie coo" ? Maybe he was just mocking color commentators, at least I hope so.

Bischoff's biggest downfall back in the day as an announcer was much like Vince, he didn't know any of the moves.

I wish Bischoff would've threatened to replace Lawler with .. MONGO! That would've been gold.

Since: 18.3.02
From: Hartland, WI

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#7 Posted on
I haven't seen anybody mention it yet, so maybe I'm in the minority on this, but I thought the Kane-RVD vignette was hilarious.

Kane: "When I was a kid I was locked in the basement and tortured animals with razor blades."

I'm with RVD, he should've gone with chutes and ladders.

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Since: 24.5.02
From: San Antonio, Tejas

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#8 Posted on
I thought it was pretty funny that I don't even know if JR actually went to OU. He talks about how he likes them and stuff, maybe he just had a brother or son attend, so he is vicariously a part of the Sooner family. I also thought it was pretty funny when he said the ovation he received upon his entrance was the greatest moment of his life. If that really is the greatest moment of his life, that's pretty pathetic.

I'm not humble. I'm just weak.

Since: 7.8.02
From: Boston, MA

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Yeah, I have to agree that Bischoff really cracked me up. His classic line about Lawler coming to the ring was the best:

"This looks like a bad margarine ad".

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Santa Sangre

Since: 21.6.02
From: Germany

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#10 Posted on
You want to know what scared me? The fact that Bischoff threatened to bring back Schivonne and it almost sounded like a good idea. JR really needs to step his game up or get out.

Since: 2.1.02

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#11 Posted on
If Schiavone comes back, he would say that every Raw would be "the greatest Raw ever."

(edited by tomvejada on 26.12.02 1539)

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Since: 10.10.02
From: New Hampshire

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#12 Posted on
Was it just me, or has Jerry Lawler shaved his chest? And why on God's green earth would he do that now?

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Since: 16.4.02
From: Green Bay, WI

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#13 Posted on
Maybe the best part of Bisch's and Val', Mr. Morley's commentary, was when they stood up in righteous heel indignation at the Dudleys' run-in, leaving their headsets on the announce table.

Just natural sound and the OU band for a main-event finish...gave it a special kind of feel. (Or at least as "special" as putting over a fat kayfabing talent coordinator in your main event can be.) :)

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Since: 20.6.02
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#14 Posted on
I liked Bisch's commentary too. He's cool when he's MEANT to be an over-the-top jackass as opposed to his serious commentary back on Nitro when he would just come off as a total jackass.

And I had to admit, I laughed and cried at the same time when I heard Bisch threaten to foister Schiavone on us.

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Tribal Prophet

Since: 9.1.02
From: Winnipeg, MB, Canada

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#15 Posted on

    Originally posted by Santa Sangre
    You want to know what scared me? The fact that Bischoff threatened to bring back Schivonne and it almost sounded like a good idea. JR really needs to step his game up or get out.

I lost my post when CRZ moved the board a few days ago, but I had the exact same reaction. You have to wonder though, how much would we really notice if they did switch them? It'd still be people bitching about how bad the play by play on RAW is, with people arguing about 'how good the guy used to be' and how that should somehow matter now.

The more things change, I guess...

Of course, had Eric mentioned switching Lawler with Mongo, I don't think he'd have gotten out of the arena alive.

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#16 Posted on
I'd rather hear Larry Zybseko than Mongo.

"I just got pinned by a friggin twelve-year-old."

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