So I was bored at word and started dicking around at www.wordsmith.org with their anagram maker and got addicted. There are literally thousands of anagrams for each name, but here are some of my favorites.
Hunter Hearst Helmsley
Run, Thy Heatless Mr. Heel Athletes Hurler Hymens Slash Methylene Hurter Hershel, They Menstrual Her Hymen Slut-Leather Then, Ruthless Army Heel (Old DX skit?)
Vincent Kennedy McMahon
Nicknamed “Convent Hymen” Then nicknamed, “Venom NYC” Maven conned Mitch, Kenny C’mon, Denny… Maven, Thicken! Envy Mick, then Amend Conn.
Macho Anthem Penis Enema Mishap Notch Shane, Mom – Cheap Tin Semi-Panache Month Machinate Posh Men Thee Nips MacMahon (I know it’s spelled incorrectly) Maniac Sheep Month
Filmy Coke Comfy-like Lick my foe Mice Fly Ok
Rot – Be ok Boo Trek Rob, Toke. (once a thief…)
Bitchier Son Bisect Rhino Senior Bitch Sin to be Rich Historic Ben Biter Chinos British Once Nice shit, Rob.
Stone Cold Steve Austin
A Convoluted Testiness Violence Astounds Test Violence Tastes Donuts Lost Vest, Not Audiences Televise Constant Duos Televise Cotton Sun Ads Voted Nastiest Counsel
Rey Mysterio: Misery to Rey I’m Rye Oyster Try My Soiree Try ye, I’m Sore
Eric Bischoff: Bocci Sheriff Chief of Cribs Birch Offices
More HHH: Eh? Hell, me, Henry, Stratus. Neuter Rhythm Seashell Unreal Rhythm, Heatless Smelly Threatener, Hush Her Elementary lust, shh…. Her Sternly Methuselah Rehashes Theme – Null Try Sheathe Her Mullen Tryst
Kevin Nash: Sink Haven Shank Vein (a pleasant thought)
Shawn Michaels: I’m Welsh Ashcan Hamlin’s Cashew Slew China Sham Whale Chasm Sin
Kurt Angle: A Leg Trunk Tank Luger (hmmm?) Lung Taker Grunt, leak Agent lurk
Anagram for "jeff jarrett" No anagrams found. Interesting…
Trish Stratus: A Shirt’s Trust Tartish Truss That’s Rust, sir. Rush Star Tits Ass Thirst Rut A Shirt Struts
Undertaker: A Deer Trunk A Drunk Tree Enter, a Kurd Earned Kurt Darker Tune Nuke Retard (that’s just mean…)
Acorns Melt Lace Mr. Snot (do up Trips' boots?) Camel Snort Clean Storm (he is clean isn't he?) Caner Molts (Tommy Dreamer?) Calm Stoner Clamor Nest Scrotal Men (that's a bit too much info, thank you...) Talc Sermon (he is clean you know...) Narc Motels Metal Scorn (for your PS2) Normal Sect (his new stable) Slam Roc Ten (his tag team with the Rock)
/I got nothin'
Are you ready for Mahkan-mania to run wild all over you?
Ahh... You see you have to go to the 'Advanced Anagram Search' (for advanced anagram searchers). This allows you to filter out 1 and 2 letter words that clog up the list. For a name as long as Hunter Hearst Helmsley, you need to put a minimum on the number of letters per word. ... Yeah, it's a fine art.
While I'm at it, here are some NWATNA anagrams:
AJ Styles: Slays Jet A Sly Jest
Glenn Gilberti: Grin en get bill Bring Glen Tile Relenting Glib Lingering Belt
Sonny Siaki: A Noisy Sink No Sinai Sky Yak is no Sin
Elix Skipper: I Ski Perplex Spikier Plex (New finisher)
I like Mattitude! So where was THIS Matt Hardy back in December when we needed him? If we had THIS Matt around back then, MAYBE his feud with Jeff wouldn't have been so painful. Of course, how much sense does it make to call him Matt Hardy, Version 1?...