Denny's are a little sparse out here, so I don't know if I will be taking them up on that or not. (If I was still in SoCal, I could have hit three of them WALKING...well...let's say "bicycling" instead)
I immediately went to Dennys.com after the first commercial, and ... it was down. Once I got through, I found out the closest Denny's is 37 miles away. 75 miles worth of gas is about a wash to get a free breakfast that sells for $5.99. Add in the opportunity cost of time, and I will not be taking them up on their offer.
Right now we've got a choice between reading about this or the 'hilarious' high jinks in the Big Brother house. Put next to that, this story not only has legs but dances quite the entertaining little jig with them.