Originally posted by the Saskatoon StarPhoenix"Next year we'll try something else to try and secure Jesus," she said. "One year we had him alarmed and so they stole Jesus and the alarm system. That was kind of expensive so last year we took Baby Jesus and wired him to Mary with a lot of wire and when they took him they didn't even cut the wire. They took all the time to unwrap all the wires, on Albert Street. How bizarre. So this year we just thought we'd set him there and it'll be OK."
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Every single war is about money?!? What about the American Civil War? WW2? American Revolution? Furthermore, if the only U.S. concern was oil, why didn't Bush Sr. just take it back in 1991 when he had the opportunity?