Originally posted by the Saskatoon StarPhoenix"Next year we'll try something else to try and secure Jesus," she said. "One year we had him alarmed and so they stole Jesus and the alarm system. That was kind of expensive so last year we took Baby Jesus and wired him to Mary with a lot of wire and when they took him they didn't even cut the wire. They took all the time to unwrap all the wires, on Albert Street. How bizarre. So this year we just thought we'd set him there and it'll be OK."
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Then don't watch Fox News.... And the coverage on other stations will be over soon enough. It's almost New Year's. Take a deep breath, have a smoke, drink a bit, or do whatever you need to calm down. You'll survive :)