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|  #1 Posted on 9.10.02 1701.09 | Sour grapes, methinks.
(edited by Mr. Cactuar on 9.10.02 1513)
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| #2 Posted on 9.10.02 1723.54 | Wow, that sure came out of NOWHERE.
And hey, where I can purchase said Lamecube with that awesome SMB2/SMB3 knockoff? Jesus Christ, the parody they present is of games that were released 3 Nintendo console systems ago (games that kicked ass, no less) and this is supposed to make them look edgy and hip?
Bundle the S controller with the system, don't charge for online gaming, fire your Flash programmer, use his salary to help make better games, and give me a call.
MS really stunk up the joint with this one. Do they have a similar animation for the "Gaystation 2"? I hope that cool robot calls GTA3, "Pussy Mob World 4 FAGZ".
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| #3 Posted on 9.10.02 1753.39 | It's always nice to see #2 and #3 feuding over who gets to be the runner-up.
(Which system is #2 and which system is #3 is open to debate and interpretation, depending on whether you're talking worldwide or strictly-US.)
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| #4 Posted on 9.10.02 1804.21 | Bahahahaha. At least GC has the Mario games, X-Box suuuuucks.
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| #5 Posted on 9.10.02 1831.14 | Apparently the MS/X-BOX people think its better to try belittle the competition to sell more systems and games than actually trying to make better systems and games.
"Lamecube" and "Gaystation 2" ?
Appearently they're reaching for the 12-18 we only like things we view as popular and everything we don't like we put "funny" nicknames with it crowd
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| #6 Posted on 9.10.02 2210.50 | Kind of reminds you of the commercials for the Sega consoles that would rip on the PS and SNES.
Look where it got them.
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| #7 Posted on 9.10.02 2312.31 |
Originally posted by ICEMAN
br>"Lamecube" and "Gaystation 2" ?
Appearently they're reaching for the 12-18 we only like things we view as popular and everything we don't like we put "funny" nicknames with it crowd
Which is funny considering that they were supposed to be the more "adult" alternative to Gamecube.
Since everyone else is doing it (ok, not EVERYONE, but...)
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| #8 Posted on 10.10.02 0025.49 | Instant Rating: 4.05 | currently, the GC is #2, and X-Box is #3...
the XB would be #2, but they over priced themselves out of the european market, and the asian market has been tepid for them
Nintendo had to redo their projections because of the hurricanes, the expected big $$$ from the southeast
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| #9 Posted on 10.10.02 0241.28 | Instant Rating: 4.95 | Genesis DOES, what NintenDON'T.
Now, who remembers THAT one?! I still get that little jingle stuck in my head from time to time.
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| #10 Posted on 10.10.02 0501.09 | Were we ever so young? (PDF like a mutha)
"Genesis DOES" in the peppy, happy collective voice of today's youth, presumably those who want to buy a video game console... "what NintenDON'T" in the grumpy, saddended voice of a culture disenfranchised by Nintendo and its "laying the foundation to not just be some 3rd party software company 13 years from now" ways.
Gloveslap, baby, gloveslap.
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| #11 Posted on 10.10.02 0707.44 |
Originally posted by ICEMAN
Apparently the MS/X-BOX people think its better to try belittle the competition to sell more systems and games than actually trying to make better systems and games.
"Lamecube" and "Gaystation 2" ?
Appearently they're reaching for the 12-18 we only like things we view as popular and everything we don't like we put "funny" nicknames with it crowd
I childishly piss off my X-Box owning mate by adapting a song by WWE fans directing towards Sean Waltman.
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| #12 Posted on 10.10.02 1435.27 | X-Box: All You Need Is Hype
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| #13 Posted on 10.10.02 1559.50 | I love Nintendo and all, but they really shot themselves in the foot with the loss of Rare. No other FPS compare to Perfect Dark and Halo, and now they're both only available on the same system. Grrrrrrr...
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Not to mentio CONKER! What about Freaking CONKER?!?!
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| #14 Posted on 10.10.02 1644.39 | Have you ever heard of Timesplitters 2? It's coming out for all three systems this month and it's gonna be great.
It's actually made by the team that made Goldeneye, they left Rare and started their own company. I played the demo and it ROCKS!
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