Well, in all seriousness. Could this have to do with the Necrofilia angle?
"Mick, we are looking to improve our product, wanna hang out?" "Sure..right here...in The World, New York!" Mick watches Raw...sees HHH screw a dead doll, brains being thrown at tv..thinks of his kids who thank god just went to bed.. Mick calls WWE.."err...this friday? Nope..birthday of my uncle in err...Cleveland! sorry, have to go now!"
Seeing as Foley seems to be a family man, I think this stuff might have to do with him not being there after all. Too bad.
And Darryl, Steve O is part of the JackAss team I think. You know, the guys that actually would fuck a corpse or throw brains around.
The only person who is capable of carrying a broom to a five star outing is none other than.... Torri Welles
"Oh, now you guys want to see Drew McIntyre pushed? WELL TOUGH SHIT!" Christian is awesome as always, though I'm still expecting he'll make an inexplicable turn on Edge at WrestleMania. God, I hope I'm wrong.