gonna build a giant drill and bore straight into hell releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell so they can walk upon the earth and get recituated and run the diet pill pyramid that MC Pee Pants has created
Hopefully CSPAN would cover their debates. I'd tune in just to watch Flair cut a promo every time it was his turn to talk. I'd love to see him announce his candidacy "We're gonna sweat, we're gonna bleed, we're gonna pay the price! Woooooooooooooo!" It'd be worth it just to see how those reporters would cover it. "There's Mr. Flair, with an emphatic 'woo' announing he will be running for the governorship of North Carolina..."
Nah, the administration at my school was awfully liberal as well...I was just fortunate that 3 of the 4 profs in my Political Science department when open to discussion and could accept viewpoints as long as you had reason behind it.