gonna build a giant drill and bore straight into hell releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell so they can walk upon the earth and get recituated and run the diet pill pyramid that MC Pee Pants has created
Hopefully CSPAN would cover their debates. I'd tune in just to watch Flair cut a promo every time it was his turn to talk. I'd love to see him announce his candidacy "We're gonna sweat, we're gonna bleed, we're gonna pay the price! Woooooooooooooo!" It'd be worth it just to see how those reporters would cover it. "There's Mr. Flair, with an emphatic 'woo' announing he will be running for the governorship of North Carolina..."
A personal hero, Kemp was too pure a fiscal conservative to get elected to national office. His economic ideas are the ones republicans often espouse, but rarely, if ever, actually implement. A true patriot.