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New York Giants quarterback Jesse Palmer has been chosen by ABC as its next contestant on the fifth installment of "The Bachelor," which will air in April. Palmer, a 25-year-old Canadian, played for former Redskins coach Steve Spurrier at the University of Florida before being drafted by the Giants in 2001.

"If you lined up all the greatest bachelors who have ever applied to be on the show, Jesse would definitely be our number one draft pick," executive producer Mike Fleiss said in a news release. Just imagine all the roses Palmer is going to find in his locker.

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Hell, if I had three games like he did, I'd want everyone to forget about my football career too... -_-

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Does this mean that Jeff Garcia will end up as the next Bachelorette?

Wait…if it’s MLK Jr. Day AND Pat Patterson’s Birthday…who gets the token win here?-- Matt "Excalibur05" Hocking on a match between Mark Henry and Rico

MH: What’s a clever way to say that I have a penis?
CJ: Uh…Mark, nobody’s going to buy that shirt.
MH: How about if I say that I’ve got…a…uh…?
CJ: Coming up with T-Shirt ideas is hard Mark, why not leave it to the WWE marketing department.
MH: I know! I’ve got it!
CJ: Got what?
MH: Stank! That’s Mah Stank! I’m gonna make a fortune!!
CJ: “That’s Mah Stank”?
MH: On the front it’ll say “Can You Smell It?” and on the back it’ll say “That’s Mah Stank”. Everybody’ll buy it because they’ll think it’s a Rock shirt.
CJ: You know…you might be on to something there, sad to say.
MH: I can’t wait to show mah stank to Trish.

You know, I have a feeling that Spanky didn’t quit, he was fired. Why? So they could repackage Mark Henry as “Stanky.” Think about THAT!
--Matt "Excalibur05" Hocking, 1/19/04 Raw Satire

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So much for splitting duties. Looks like Warner's a full-time starter now. ESPN - QB Leinart out for season so Cardinals sign Rattay Tough break for the Cards, but this is the sort of reason Warner was kept around in the first place.
- It's False, Matt Leinart out for the season (2007)
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