Redsoxnation finally ended everyone's...okay, my speculation as to what the rank change would be when he reached 5,000 posts. And he is listed as "Final Rank". Which would seem so nice and, well, final.
But wait! In the ranks, page, there is still one more row in the table listed beyond 5,000. Will there be a final rank after the "Final Rank"? Will it take another 5,000 posts? Is it a benchmark whereby if someone makes it there CRZ will simply shut the board down and tell us all to go get lives once and for all?!
You are in a twisty maze of web board passages, all alike. A dwarf arrives! > THROW AXE You throw your axe at the dwarf, hitting him. Tazz dies! > GET TOWEL You have an orange towel. [Your score just went up.