Jack Swagger vs. The Big Show vs. CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio- Fatal Four-Way for the World Championship: Swagger just because he's still fresh as Champ. Maybe in a month or two he loses the title, but not here.
John Cena vs. Sheamus vs. Randy Orton vs. Edge- Fatal Four-Way for the WWE Championship: If I had to go by the official four choices, I'd have to say Cena, but my gut wants me to pick "other". I guess I'm going with Barrett.
Eve Torres vs. Maryse vs. Gail Kim vs. Alicia Fox- Fatal Four-Way for the Divas Championship: Forgot who was Champion here for a few minutes... I guess I pick Maryse to win.
The Miz vs. R-Truth- United States Championship Match: R-Truth gets his title back (and I have to listen to "What's Up?" more) after last week's excuse to show "See??? Only a 25% chance of keeping your title!".
Kofi Kingston vs. Drew McIntyre- Intercontinental Championship Match: Kofi wins by DQ when Hardy interferes.
Bonus prediction: I'm gonna skip this show altogether too, which is also a first in a very long time. They have some balls to expect people to pay $45 to watch this horrible offering of matches.
Swagger-Even though his reign has been really lackluster. Cena-Although, I like the idea of NXT destroying everyone in this match and then getting Barrett, the tittle, its too early for that. Miz-Its Miz. Gail Kim-To justify the money they spent on her. Kofi-Drew is getting heat, but he's wrestling ability is in question, I expect Matt to get involved to continue this long and rather drawn out feud. Harts-No need to take the titles off of them to an unproven team.
For Lance Storm: Acorns Melt Lace Mr. Snot (do up Trips' boots?) Camel Snort Clean Storm (he is clean isn't he?) Caner Molts (Tommy Dreamer?) Calm Stoner Clamor Nest Scrotal Men (that's a bit too much info, thank you...)