At the risk of turning the board into People Magazine, I think Goldberg's new tights last night call for a fashion discussion.
It's obvious that WWE is thinking there are too many guys wearing all black: HHH, Goldberg, and Booker T are 3 biggies who've had some odd fashion choices of late when we all know they'd look better just wearing black.
Although Goldberg's tights last night were actually pretty cool, they came across as awfully fashion conscious for a guy who's supposed to be a badass. Assuming WWE is right to try to get some guys away from all black, but wrong in changing Goldberg's fashion, here are my suggestions for some of the big names who have recently worn all black:
Goldberg: Keep him in the black. He's getting a massive push, might as well save the best look for him.
HHH: The hot pink and purple work well as long as he's a heel and as long as he's with Flair. More pastels and flashiness as long as he's in this character.
Booker T: The white tights look like underwear. Put him in red and yellow to match his fiery opening. Those colors worked really well for someone else, who happens not to be wearing them right now.
Rock: Keep the black, heel/face, here/gone whatever. Too much brand image to protect.
Brock Lesnar: Also should remain in all black for the same reasons as Goldberg.
Big Show: Boring as hell anyway -- why not try to freshen him up with some color or throw some pants on him so we don't have to look at his butt. It's not like pants would slow him down or anything. It might be funny too if pulling up his pants every few moves became part of his gimmick.
Chief Morley: Looks like he might be headed for a character shift. The white/black they're trying on Goldberg would work better with this guy.
Undertaker: Put him in a white wife-beater. It would totally work.
Kevin Nash / Shawn Michaels : These two both need to be dressing in acid washed denim or some other over-the-top eighties look to go with their hair.
Albert: Whole new wardrobe concept needed here. I'm thinking a ratty white T shirt, camo pants and army boots, in a homeless freak by the methodone clinic look.
Originally posted by AWArulzWhere the heck is the Screaming Head Guy when you need him???!?!?
Sleeping, at the time of this post.
If Booker would wear red undies, then the his hot crotch would have to be yellow/orange (as opposed to the red it is with his white and black undies), and the flamin' "BookerT" could be black with more yellow/orange flames.
I like Big Show's two-strap singlet. It's way better than when he wore black undies a few years ago. The one-strap singlet seems to be more of an Andre the Giant statement, but the two-strap, I think, looks better on him.
As to HHH, I think the red and black iron-cross undies are fine, but the purple just doesn't go with the big gold belt.
Overall: We need more gimmicks so that the outfits get more creative. I mean, Repo Man wore tires, for cryin' out loud! Too many guys are getting by with trunks and undies, with the only difference being color and, maybe, their name being written on the clothes.
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i have no probs seeing all them bare chests, woooo dam The Rock's is awesome! (over heats) lol, R.V.D. has awesome ring clothes, i liked the Hardy Boyz clothes when they was together i liked the Hardys b4 they was concidered cool though too, Bret Hart was cool in his day i loved the pink and black and those shades, Shauwn Michaels b4 he was injuried and left has some awesome clothes, Jericho has had some cool threads too. ------------------------------------------------------------some fashion no no's was like Mick Foley's flannel shirts with sweat pants, i love Mick, not the clothes, another is John Sena, come on John ur white lol, Jaime Knobles & Nidia need to stop looking and acting like trailor park trash, Raven needs to stop wearing skirts, only Piper can pull that look off. LOL ------------------------------------------------------------ time to praise and pick on the Diva's too lol, Sable Torrie & Stacy always look, but Dawn Marie needs wardrobe makeover, Molly need get her hair back like it was, and maybe lose a few pounds, i like Lita as much as anyone cool outfits,(like J.R.) Lita u need to pull ur pant's up! LMAO couldn't resist lol ultimate worst was Luna Vachon she deffinitely was fashion impaired lol
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Originally posted by WaxFishBig Show: Boring as hell anyway -- why not try to freshen him up with some color or throw some pants on him so we don't have to look at his butt. It's not like pants would slow him down or anything. It might be funny too if pulling up his pants every few moves became part of his gimmick.
Haven't seen much of him, but I haven't been impressed by him at all. Very generic pretty boy. White bread, if you weeeeeel. In fact, as I recall, he's such a Randy Orton clone he's doing Randy's mannerisms and finisher.