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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.10
This could be seriously awsome.



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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.09
Spy Hunter.

Doom.

Far Cry.



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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.10
He is doing DOOM also? Ok that is messed up. I'm still betting that Far Cry is going to be better than Doom as a movie as well as a video game though.



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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.31
Do you guys not see who the director is listed as? If you don't, let me clue you into the fact that Uwe Boll is one of the worst directors of all time.




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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.75
Uwe Boll is the bane of my existence. I will not see a movie of his in the movie theater. Why the hell would anyone sell him their movie rights? Did they not see the reviews or the pitiful box office of "House of the Dead"? I know they didn't actually see the movie - no one sane did.

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Iago
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Anyone else notice he's directing the Bloodrayne movie as well? Uwe Boll with be famous, he who kills video game movies.

Edit: Oh look he's doin' Alone in the Dark too!

(edited by Iago on 19.8.04 2216)


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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.31
    Originally posted by Iago
    Anyone else notice he's directing the Bloodrayne movie as well? Uwe Boll with be famous, he who kills video game movies.


What's to kill? Video game movies have never ever really been good.




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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.88
Yeah, that's true. But... but... Well it's not something I can argue with, but they could at least get a fair shake, unlike getting handed to this putz.

It took three days of scrubbing with steel wool to clean the filth from the images of House of the Dead. And then came the rubbing alcohol. My retinas never felt better.



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    Originally posted by The Vile1
    Do you guys not see who the director is listed as? If you don't, let me clue you into the fact that Uwe Boll is one of the worst directors of all time.


You haven't seen any movie directed by Albert Pyun, have you? That would change your views, heh.





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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.09
As far as game movies always being bad...the first Mortal Kombat wasn't too bad. It pulled some pretty decent money too. It didn't revolutionize cinema but I didn't want my money back on the way out or anything. I didn't see the first Tomb Raider, but that one was fairly popular when it came out.

Aldo is right about Albert Pyun. He did the Captain America movie for god's sake.



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You people need to see the PARASITE EVE movie and THEN try to claim that there's no 'good' video game based movies.

...course, when you compare it next to SUPER MARIO BROS. The Movie, ANYTHING can look good.



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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.88
    Originally posted by KaneRobot
    br>Aldo is right about Albert Pyun. He did the Captain America movie for god's sake.


Thank you for bringing back memories I had successfully submerged!

    Originally posted by Cerebus
    You people need to see the PARASITE EVE movie and THEN try to claim that there's no 'good' video game based movies.


Now, see, I thought the game was based on the Japanese novel/subsequent movie. Could be wrong though...

And I didn't want to have to bring this up, but Double Dragon, that was a great movie FOR ME TO POOP ON! Directed by... James Yukich, hmmm methinks avoids his crap as well. For it is mighily so.



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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.48
    Originally posted by Iago
    I didn't want to have to bring this up, but Double Dragon, that was a great movie FOR ME TO POOP ON! Directed by... James Yukich, hmmm methinks avoids his crap as well. For it is mighily so.


I see your Double Dragon and raise you Super Mario brothers. Crap in its purest form; dark, stinky and runny.



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#14 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.30
    Originally posted by KaneRobot
    As far as game movies always being bad...the first Mortal Kombat wasn't too bad. It pulled some pretty decent money too. It didn't revolutionize cinema but I didn't want my money back on the way out or anything. I didn't see the first Tomb Raider, but that one was fairly popular when it came out.

    Aldo is right about Albert Pyun. He did the Captain America movie for god's sake.


Well there you go, the best you can say about a video game movie was that it "wasn't too bad." That's hardly high praise. Tomb Raider was a gigantic piece of shit and it got lucky with the amount of money it made. A lot of people were interested so they saw it, but it wasn't popular, note the failure of the equally God awful sequel, Tomb Raider 2.




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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.88
    Originally posted by bubblesthechimp
      Originally posted by Iago
      I didn't want to have to bring this up, but Double Dragon, that was a great movie FOR ME TO POOP ON! Directed by... James Yukich, hmmm methinks avoids his crap as well. For it is mighily so.


    I see your Double Dragon and raise you Super Mario brothers. Crap in its purest form; dark, stinky and runny.


I know, even more a tragedy considering there were some decent actors were in it: Hopper, Hoskins, Leguizamo. Still I was mildly entertained by the Mario movie, mildly. I wasn't by the Double Dragon movie, but they are pretty much the same level.



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