Tonya Harding would be funny. She could be the bratty ice skating queen. Lil Kim would make an interesting guest diva too. She could team up with Jackie and help her win the womens belt back.
Kinda funny asking for fantasy divas and their "angles" (I assume you meant gimmicks) when most of the real divas either have none at all, or ones based on how big of a slut they act/dress like.
Trish: Slut who fucked Vince, always offers "Stratusfaction" (a subtle reference to the promise of providing orgasms to her male/female intercourse partners), TRASH, kissed Matt Hardy to make Lita jealous (I think.)
Lita: Has road-slut-like giant shoulder tattoo, wears visible "thong-style" undergarments. Catchphrase, though never actually used by her, is "It just feels right", which is a subtle reference to her feelings regarding having sexual intercourse.
Stacy Kiebler-Dudley: Wears mini-skirt for displaying nether regions to crowds while entering ring. Actual wrestling consists of embarrassing herself in a bikini, random liquid, or both.
Terri: Doesn't do shit anymore but host a tv show where she provides not-so-subtle references to sex, gimmick is "horny little she devil", which is also a blatantly obvious statement of "I sure do like intercourse!" Former incarnation as Marlena involved doing very little except wearing push-up bras, flashing Rikishi on Shotgun Saturday Night, and smoking cigars as yet another subtle reference, this time to oral sex.
Torrie Wilson: Oh come on.
I guess Jackie, much like the Godfather, has gone "legit", her days of exposing her breasts during a bikini showdown long past.
What a bunch.
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Right on about the WWF Divas. The only ones who can cut decent promos are Ivory and Stacy Keibler, and Stacy isn't being allowed to do that. The top eight promo divas of WOW (Lana Star, Riot, Danger, Slam Dunk, Thug, Disciplinarian, Delta Lotta Pain and EZ Rider) put the WWF Divas to shame in that department.
Originally posted by UbermonkeysKinda funny asking for fantasy divas and their "angles" (I assume you meant gimmicks) when most of the real divas either have none at all, or ones based on how big of a slut they act/dress like.....Lita: Has road-slut-like giant shoulder tattoo, wears visible "thong-style" undergarments. Catchphrase, though never actually used by her, is "It just feels right", which is a subtle reference to her feelings regarding having sexual intercourse
Uber gets a big "amen" from Sister Diva here for that one!
I loved his opinion on La Resistance. Couldn't have put it better, why do we have to put up with these tired losers...if these chumps ever do get any heel heat its rather generic, apathetic, contrived heat.